the cunt of monte cristo

29 // she/they // queer // midwesterner // ♊️♒️♌️

[im espen @veryfamousman]

still the hardest Ive ever been shredded in a group chat

[Zach Dunn @zachbdunn]

Yeah I like West Wing alright. Westwing on the gwound with my fwiends

[medusa @medusa_adsume]

if vaccines caused autism we would have high speed rail

[the cunt of monte cristo @lofosho__]

popping in for my semiannual tweet to say i desperately need an andrew volpe/hellaverse collab more than i need air

look me in my eyes and tell me ludo doesn’t fit fucking PERFECTLY in helluva boss (you can’t)

[Big Tucson Dad @BigTucsonDad]

you got a fast car
i got a plan to get us out of here

[the cunt of monte cristo @lofosho__]

obviously i am SO stoked to be singing music of this calibre again, and also to finally get to experience a cc tour but this time as a whole ass adult 😎 slovakiaaaa here we cooooomeeee

[the cunt of monte cristo @lofosho__]

i like that the last thing i tweeted was about being in choir again in 2022, aaaaaand we’re back at it for 2023-2024 except this time it’s co choir fr and we’re going to europe aayyeeeee

[the cunt of monte cristo @lofosho__]

bitch i’m in a choir again! with the man the myth the legend jsf himself conducting. did i go back to 2013 or

[rax ‘levon honkers’ king @RaxKingIsDead]

not now grimes

[📚 Twilight Shitposting 💿 🐀 @twishitposting]

Carlisle Cullen after making Italiano for Bella

[Isabel Steckel @IsabelSteckel]

me making trader joe’s frozen dumplings on the stove instead of in the microwave

[trash jones @jzux]

drinking a capri sun after sex like i’m smoking a cigarette

[the cunt of monte cristo @lofosho__]

i’m not gonna say i’ve rediscovered my purpose in life or anything, but i’ve definitely revived a part of myself that has been lost for a long time.

dramatics aside, who’d have thought that i’d willingly leave my bed to take my ass to a practice room 💀 she’s a whole new bitch!

[the cunt of monte cristo @lofosho__]

i love that getting back into singing (officially) has made me feel like myself again. nearly a decade of growth between my last lesson in college to my first one now honestly did me a lot of good!! growth in every facet of life, too. and ofc a healthy dose of trauma lmao

[the cunt of monte cristo @lofosho__]

but it’s so nice to be able to approach something i love in a more stable, fulfilling way. i am in complete control of my life and my choices, for once!! i stepped onto campus and didn’t feel any of the shame or regret or anything that i expected to feel, having left on bad terms