Fubarbarossa

It's true no man is an island, but I am a peninsula with a tiny isthmus.

Favorite food: Wings
Favorite band: Wings
Favorite show:Wings
Favorite font: Wingdings

[Fubarbarossa @loftin_chris]

You know the phrase "eat shit and die" well I got a better one: Eat shit but DON'T die. Live with the memory of that time you ate shit and be forever traumatised by the experience you shit-eating pile of dried donkey spooge.

[Fubarbarossa @loftin_chris]

Young Man by Neil Old #AgeABandOrSong

[Fubarbarossa @loftin_chris]

I'm only gonna say this once... hapax legomenon

[Fubarbarossa @loftin_chris]

epstein = mossadi arabia

[Fubarbarossa @loftin_chris]

I see that budding Nosferatu Baron Trump is in the news again

[Brent Terhune in St Louis 9.24-27 @BrentTerhune]

There’s no proof Elon went to Epstein island, just proof that he helped Epstein‘s best friend get elected president.

BIG DIFFERENCE IDIOTS

[DarkMatter2525 @DarkMatter2525]

All the pedo conspiracy people picked the guy who turned out to be involved in the ultimate pedo conspiracy and now they just don't even care. Never forget that you're dealing with people who have no principles. Everything they say is fake & purely strategic.

[Brent Terhune in St Louis 9.24-27 @BrentTerhune]

Can’t believe they released the Epstein files to cover up for the Melania movie.

[Neil Stone @DrNeilStone]

X is coordinated disinformation packaged as Free Speech

[Fubarbarossa @loftin_chris]

get a fleshlight so you know what it feels like to stick your dick inside a much bigger dick

[Dacey Media @chrisdacey]

Universal Ostrich Farms - Edgewood, BC

"That's your Canadian government right there that just did this.

I went to Bosnia, Somalia and Afghanistan and I did not serve my country for this bullsh*t that's in front of us.

The government committed their own a-f*ucking-trocity"

Sgt. Mike Rude (retired)

[Fubarbarossa @loftin_chris]

the Mandela effect is so crazy they should get "Wild" Al Yankovic to do a song about it.

[Fubarbarossa @loftin_chris]

Taking too much Xanax can give you benzodiazapenis

[Fubarbarossa @loftin_chris]

pay no attention to me I am just a normal human like all these other normal humans on your planet

[Fubarbarossa @loftin_chris]

I'd rather be killed by Vin Diesel than saved by Dwayne Johnson

[Fubarbarossa @loftin_chris]

who else remembers them as the epstain files

[Fubarbarossa @loftin_chris]

back when cities just got invented they realized the best way to deal with crime was to pay half of the criminals to handle the other half of the criminals and today we call this "the police"

[Fubarbarossa @loftin_chris]

the men's health movement to fascism pipeline:

1. Juice cleanse
2. Red meat
3. Raw milk
4. Unvaxxed sperm
5. Any kind of sperm
6. Sperm, sperm, sperm!
7. Hitler did nothing wrong

[Fubarbarossa @loftin_chris]

@StephenKing Unlike my book about premature ejaculation which is coming quickly

[Fubarbarossa @loftin_chris]

Tell me more about this watering the tree of liberty thing