Lofton Parker Neal

[Lofton Parker Neal @loftonlofton]

Luckily my alarm clock did its job today, the first day of my new job!! http://t.co/i2i9F0ZkUT

[Lofton Parker Neal @loftonlofton]

One year ago I had to get rid of my little red car, today I got a new red car! Yay http://t.co/PsSjBy6Zpf

[Lofton Parker Neal @loftonlofton]

Haha this was one year ago.. It was also like one week ago.. MY CAR SUCKS. http://t.co/gXHpnMkvvn

[Lofton Parker Neal @loftonlofton]

Omg exactly three years ago my thoughts are the exact same! Happy birthday Alana and Kate! http://t.co/M1Woml7cI0

[Lofton Parker Neal @loftonlofton]

Hehehehe roll tide http://t.co/wVig4X9lz4

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@_CollegeHumor_

[Lofton Parker Neal @loftonlofton]

@_CollegeHumor_ my life

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Don't know anything about wrestling, but I met Sheamus and a bunch of other wrestlers today at my new… http://t.co/f1oTuvpXEv

[OMGFacts @OMGFacts]

Want to have better control of your dreams? Try playing video games! ---> http://t.co/7AORy1aVBN

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@MensHumor

[Demeter @thatswatDEEsaid]

i think what i am most excited for in 2014 is the regrowth and return of miley's hair. #newyears

[Adderall Had Me @AdderalIHadMe]

Adderall had me wondering why people spend so much money on cocaine

[Lofton Parker Neal @loftonlofton]

Still don't know how to tweet. @Stace_N_Yo_Face I need you now!#MerryXmas

[Demeter @thatswatDEEsaid]

Why is this tampon telling me this

[Miley Cyrus @MileyCyrus]

people need 2 be educated on pits. Theyre killed cause no one takes them. True racism in the dog world- by humans =(

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@TheOnion

[The Onion @TheOnion]

God Admits He Never Created Gerbils http://t.co/GD4AIW3K3H

[Lofton Parker Neal @loftonlofton]

Can't trust group messages anymore. #anxietyattack. @BrittStreet @MegBCheersn @ethancartee

[Women's Humor @womenshumor]

If you're one of the few people on earth who don't like @Beyonce, never say it out loud. #AllHailQueenBey

[Lofton Parker Neal @loftonlofton]

@thatswatDEEsaid petroleum jelly is bad for you #SorryNotSorry