just jack

why limit happy to just one hour? :)

[shannon beador’s ninth lemon 🍋 @jonesingforwhat]

well no….

[Betches @betchesluvthis]

i'm assembling a team

[zach @zachbreechen]

trying not to throw up in the uber

[Men For Fielder @loganlofgren]

Can I come over and do this

[Emily Nesbitt @emilynesbitt96]

Okay this made me chuckle IRL

[just jack @loftus99]

Can the other team pls just like let the browns win

[jimmy @jimmysoldout]

fergalicious, london bridge, glamorous, clumsy, and big girls don’t cry all on the same album. this was the teenage dream before teenage dream

[Chi Ossé @OsseChi]

Praying before lying to protect your pedophile boss is some crazy shit

[just jack @loftus99]

Bennydrama7 “can you believe gay marriage is back on the ol ticket” sending me

[Jay Jurden @JayJurden]

Patroclus and Achilles in a college football YA romance adaptation

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

So it turns out time makes you bolder, even children get older, & I’m getting older too https://t.co/cJE4gFLlqY

[TAYLA @ponar15]

I am sorry but i am not gonna unstan taylor for this even tho i am really sad for selena…

[just jack @loftus99]

Why become an uber driver if you are a bad driver ? Respectfully

[regular sadmeister @gardeinqueen]

what i want for dinner hasn’t been invented yet

[sol @intothesoll]

amaya b like "maybe im just not the car u needa be riding in💯"

[mau @rllydu]

wait… if you’re circling back and i’m touching base, who the hell is monitoring the situation??