logan607

Writer. Lawyer. Rum-drinker. Chili-eater. In that order.

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@JudiciaryGOP Nah. I don't break the law, so I think I'm good.

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Insomnia - a haiku
By Logan Lo

Dearest brain, please stop.
So tired we need to rest.
Please. Love, the body.

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Honestly, move to #NYC. We have the best pizza, the best Chinese food, we're kind (although not super nice), and we don't tell you what to do with your own fucking bodies. Oh, and $2.75 will get you anywhere you wanna be, if you're patient enough. Best part? Not a red state.

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If you're bored, click this link and lemme know what would happen if you got teleported there (stolen from reddit): https://t.co/bIOXVS0jR8
Are you:
a) Completely screwed
b) Potentially surviving for a few mins
c) OK
d) Better than OK
e) Paradise
f) Essentially home

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The worst day of my life was May 24, 2017. And for 19+ people, the worst day of their lives will be May 24, 2022. I'm sorry. I'm sorry that people are so weak and shitty that they care more about their toys than the lives of children. You deserved better. https://t.co/DcKu1QcwP2

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If you're interested in making a donation to help Ukraine, these are the most reputable places to do so via Charity Navigator. If it's not listed here, I would think twice about donating. #donations #ukrainian https://t.co/x4LMMDOs8q

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PSA: A "pussy" is someone that's a coward, which is short for the word, "pusillanimous," and has nuthin to do with the female anatomy. Jesus Christ, does no one study for the SATs anymore? eg: "Trump is a whinny pussy."

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I didn't anticipate how much of my adult life would be spent drinking coffee and eating sweets standing next to my kitchen sink.

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@coinbase, @brian_armstrong, and @CoinbaseSupport
It's been 25 days since my accounts were compromised and still no word from Coinbase. If you want to invest in crypto and actually have access to your money, don't use #Coinbase.

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Almost midnight. The boy's asleep. I'm in bed. And I want a gyro. #MidnightWLogan

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@coinbase, @brian_armstrong, and @CoinbaseSupport
It's exactly 22 days since my accounts were compromised and still no word from Coinbase. If you want to invest in crypto and actually have access to your money, don't use #Coinbase.

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@coinbase, @brian_armstrong, and @CoinbaseSupport It's exactly three weeks since my accounts were compromised and still no word from Coinbase.

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@coinbase Today is two weeks and five days since my account was broken into and the funds stolen. Still no word from you. @CoinbaseSupport is non-existent.

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@CoinbaseSupport @coinbase Two weeks and a day since my account was broken into and all my funds were stolen. Still no contact from besides day 1 when you said you were looking into it. You should not be a publicly listed company.

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@jac_kno @coinbase OK! I'll give that a try. Thank you!

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@coinbase, it's now been two weeks since I've been locked out of my account after hackers gained access with ZERO response. I locked my account like you told me to and yet, they still took everything and you still haven't contacted me. How little do you care about your customers?

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@coinbase - Hackers have stolen $250,000 and I'm getting no response from you guys at all. Can't speak to a human and radio silence on emails. This is how you treat your customers? @elonmusk and @tylerwinklevoss any suggestions besides waiting and the authorities (done both)?

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Just a quick and friendly PSA that the ones manning the phones at the National Suicide Prevention hotline are really wonderful caring people like my brother.

Give them a call if you're a rough spot? Night everyone.

800-273-8255

#suicide #suicideprevention2021

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At this playground is a boy named "Allen." I dunno what he did but, man, is he in trouble when he gets home.

Also, some parents are super loud and hurt my ears. #parenting #uws

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Since my son was born, we've had scaffolding in front of my building from the neighbors.

True to form, the scaffolding came down this past weekend and I have no idea where any of the shovels are. #TheOnlyLuckIhaveIsTheKindYouDontWant