bridget jones

university of alabama alumna• overwhelmingly sarcastic • mamma mia enthusiast

[Mike Bales 🫡🇺🇸 @MikeBales]

The American flag existed long before Donald Trump, and it’ll still be here long after him.

If your patriotism rises and falls based on who’s in the White House, maybe your allegiance is to politics—not the country.

The flag represents the nation and its people, not whichever administration happens to be in power.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​

God bless America. 🇺🇸

[Mamello🧚🏽‍♀️ @MelloFelicia1]

“hey, do you have a second to hop on a quick call”

[Miilato @miiilato]

why are weekends starting to feel like a 30 minute lunch break

[bridget jones @logan_derbes]

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[bridget jones @logan_derbes]

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[Nadine Antoinette 🖤📚 @Lilblack_heart]

I think owning a bookstore overlooking the sea that's also a coffee shop that's also a cat sanctuary that’s also a flower shop would actually fix me.

[Bama Perspective @bamaperspective]

Bama fan just notified me that he's blocking my social media account because I disagree that Kalen DeBoer is "a complete joke" of a football coach.

This is a tough loss. But man, some fans are soft and spoiled.

Proud we made the quarterfinals this year despite everything. #RTR

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

How locked in I aspire to be in 2026

[Ryan, Perdido en TX @RyanLostinTX]

Twas the night before Christmas
When all through the house
The air conditioner was running
Because you live in the south

[Alabama Football @AlabamaFTBL]

Beyond the wins. Beyond the trophies. It’s the lives you changed and the standard you set that define your legacy.

Thank you, Coach Nick Saban ❤️

[Barstool Bama @BarstoolAlabama]

Declining a bowl game because you didn’t get your way might be the most Notre Dame thing of all time

[Nick Perkins @NickyPerks]

Marty is so good lmao

[Nick Perkins @NickyPerks]

Just literally giving the game away to them.
Infuriating to watch to say the least

[bridget jones @logan_derbes]

@ Ryan Grubb

[bridget jones @logan_derbes]

Unwell

[Sidelines - Bama @SSN_Alabama]

Man….

HOW WE FEELING?

[bridget jones @logan_derbes]

@Nike get DeBoer a closet full of last years black hoodie ASAP

[Sidelines - Bama @SSN_Alabama]

Alabama HC Kalen DeBoer improves to 11-2 when wearing the black hoodie.

2-0 versus UGA.

[bridget jones @logan_derbes]

@ChipotleTweets If it’s not chicken Al pastor we don’t want it ✋🏻

[bridget jones @logan_derbes]

@UA_Athletics in stadium radios keep cutting out - sounds like the frequency is getting blocked