The L-Train

Big Sports Guy

[The L-Train @logan_gooden]

What an illustrious career for the kid.

Over 4350 pizzas delivered (1st all time)

Most triple doubles of all time by a driver 273 (orders taken/pizzas made/deliveries taken in one night)

Stared in over 30 Adult films and has been honored with 4 Woody awards

#LTrainout

[Bubba Jones @BubbaJonesqbih]

Ex wife’s new boyfriend has his pronouns in the ig bio. #thatsbaseball

[Trevor Kelly @tk3lly5]

I’m hammered drunk. Just threw Tim Duncan highlights on. Time to teach my girlfriend who the big fundamental is

[doggy silverpaw @h4ng3dbyh4l0s]

"are you poly?" yeah dawg im poly gonna have a couple beers haha

[Chris Marler @Vern_Funquist]

Mary Sheffield

[IcyVert @IcyVert]

this is legitimately what would happen if you gave a middle school boy $100 million dollars

[chuck bass’s cousin @pedri69420]

Dude was straight living in a vape shop

[Ethan @ESabro3]

During his 6wks or so with the Angels, Texeira .358 with 13HR and a 1.081OPS.

The Angels won the ALW with a 100-62 record, but were eliminated in the ALDS by BOS. A series in which Texeira went 7-15

Texeira then spurned the Angels in free agency, choosing instead to sign with NYY on a gawdy 8yr/$180m deal

As compensation, the Angels received a 1st round compensation pick (#25 overall)

The Angels then used that pick to select a HS outfielder from Millville, NJ named Mike Trout

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

I like it. A quick reminder of what it’s all about

[Rooster @rooosterx]

Bachelor party this weekend and I’m the only single guy in the group

[Kazeem Famuyide 🇳🇬 🍎 @Kazeem]

Finally.

[Liam Fennessy @LiamFennessy_]

“Hey man you really shouldn’t drive”

Me to my keys:

[Nick @NickZararis]

Biblical levels of divorced

[D’brickshaw Ferguson @Dbrickshaw69420]

Didn’t play good golf today so I’m punishing myself with nosebleeds in my own apartment

[nugget chef @jayhaykid]

Almost no shot this kid gets to 90 WAR. Get real

[Stifle-Tower27 @Stifle_Tower27]

The streets will never forget you, 🫡
Orlando Summer League Rudy Gobert

[++ tommy @115makii]

hopping on ranked at 27 years of age

[LJ @LJ314pi]

If we’re being real, it’s Tim Duncan

[Barry @BarryOnHere]

Worst decision any athlete has ever made, including OJ Simpson.