Logan

trying to be the person my instagram followers think i am

[Logan @logan_kallwick]

In the words of the great Too $hort, "Ain't nothin like pimpin nigga fuck Bill Clinton, make me, the motherfuckin president."

[Logan @logan_kallwick]

@JacobRhines desperado... Sittin in an old Monte Carlo.

[Logan @logan_kallwick]

@JacobRhines yeah but your face morphing videos are on point..

[Logan @logan_kallwick]

@JacobRhines what is really ironic is I actually debated putting "unless you're Jake Rhines" at the end of that due to your renditions

[Logan @logan_kallwick]

I want you all to know I click through your snapchat stories faster than humanly possible

[Logan @logan_kallwick]

Beat steady rock and the trunk stay dumpin

[Logan @logan_kallwick]

I've been working on drying vodka out of the inside of my phone screen for 3 days now and that's basically how life is goin

[Logan @logan_kallwick]

*tries taking screenshot to show friends how fucked up phone screen is*

[Logan @logan_kallwick]

I spend all the time I save typing U and UR fixing apple's autocorrect nonsense.

[Logan @logan_kallwick]

This song is speaking to me

[Logan @logan_kallwick]

Angry about life this morning but not angry it's Friday..

[Logan @logan_kallwick]

If there's one thing people love it's other people's business

[Logan @logan_kallwick]

@MisssTris your speedometer would give me vertigo and I'd wreck

[Logan @logan_kallwick]

Say what you will about Britney Spears she's still Britney Spears

[Logan @logan_kallwick]

Goals

[Logan @logan_kallwick]

I rest my case

[Logan @logan_kallwick]

Major

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

If Hillary is elected President, maybe we should all move to Benghazi. That way, we know she'll leave us all alone. Merica.