logan takahashi

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[logan takahashi @logan_t_]

Ratio of free Red Bulls to paid-for Red Bulls over course of life as a metric of coolness.

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Why does it feel like the level of main character syndrome of other Trader Joe’s shoppers is always noticeably higher than other stores?

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Little bear kinda weaponizes his ignorance doesn’t he

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Dreamt I saw a new @cory_arcangel sculpture that was a room-sized spider and its body was a large rubik’s cube

[logan takahashi @logan_t_]

Nowies did a black album

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An angel gets its wings every time someone plays Pharaoh Sanders ‘Love is Everywhere’.

NTS DJs:

[logan takahashi @logan_t_]

What happened to warts? I feel like they really fell off.

[logan takahashi @logan_t_]

Do you think there will be a Keanu Reeves biopic someday and will AI timothee chalamet play him?

[logan takahashi @logan_t_]

@FutureTiming Bro so many picture books need to face some editorial critique for real

[Talia Jane @taliaotg]

The off-radar CBP helis are flying from FBF to Manhattan again. Will they be doing this every day of the UNGA? Wish we had literally any information about Black Hawks flying through NYC airspace off-radar!!

[logan takahashi @logan_t_]

Um, for real tho what’s up with all the helicopters this weekend

[Jordan Fish @jwordfish]

Trump: They’re eating dogs.
Harris: Dick Cheney loves me and so do all of Trump’s former staffers.

[logan takahashi @logan_t_]

September is to reading a book what January is to going to a gym

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Noticeable increase in number of people reading a new book on subway the week after Labor Day

[logan takahashi @logan_t_]

Turing test but for adulthood

[logan takahashi @logan_t_]

Blippi just ripped off nardwuar innit

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When you lock eyes with another parent with a baby at Nowies

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What is that scent everyone is wearing that smells like elevated rubbing alcohol

[logan takahashi @logan_t_]

Retroactively giving a name to a visual aesthetic decades after the fact, which was never used during its time, does not an authoritative analysis make

[logan takahashi @logan_t_]

To this day hearing someone say ‘are you ready?’ in just the right way will fully trigger the song ‘Glamorous’ in my head.