Logan Benedict

Actor/ Singer/ Ninja - My posts, likes, emojis and comments are not reflective of Actors’ Equity Association or W. Disney Co.

[Logan Benedict @loganbenedict]

Pretty sure dishwasher designers brought in Kathy Bates from Misery to help with the final product.

They were like
“Sure, it washes dishes… but like…
what if we ALSO want to break some MF’n ankles every time you leave the door open?!”

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Please stop using your Instagram for political posts. I want to doom scroll through your vacations and self shame myself after your daily workouts
LIKE A NORMAL PERSON.

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My favorite kind of acting is:
“I’m talking to someone on the phone, but in reality there’s NO ONE on the other side, so truthfully I’m just speaking to myself, but you’re supposed to believe I’m talking to another person on this fake phone call” kind of acting.

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You don’t realize how squeaky your old MF’n house is til you’re tip toeing away from your baby taking an afternoon nap…

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All those Disney employees at the Iger town hall, and no one told Bob we want the bike stations backstage again…

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If Chapek is rehired within 12 months he can be reassessed for his prior role as long as his costume still fits.

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We’ve all been upgraded to Bob+

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Breaking:

Bob Chapek released from Disney because he posted a photo of himself on social media and didn’t say:

“FRIENDS WITH” Disney CEO

or

“Please direct all comments
to Disney CEO”

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Breaking:

Chapek fired cause he let his friend use his cast discount to buy three rose gold spirit jerseys to sell on eBay.

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If Bob needs some guidance towards surviving off $275 a week, I know a few thousand people who can give him some tips.

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People will spend $5000 for two nights on the Star Wars: Galactic Starcruiser because they love Star Wars.

A different set of super fans will spend $5000 for two tickets to Taylor Swift.

Moral of the story:
Super fans gonna super fan.

[Logan Benedict @loganbenedict]

When it comes to 90s boy bands,
All-4-One was the most randomly
formed group of individuals.
Adult with the voice of a 12 year old?
You got it.
Silky bass? We got that too.
Then watch out bitches…
Here comes throaty Robert Goulet

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On October 3rd I asked how many years it’s been since Mean Girls came out.

Google Said:

“18 years ago.”

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I’ve taken so many naps with Lord of the Rings on in the background my body is like, “Shhh. Go to sleep.” 5 minutes into #RingsOfPower @LOTRonPrime

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@bryangula_ In my best Nick Cage voice:

“I’m breaking into Mar-a-Lago…
and I’m taking back The Declaration of Independence.”

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We have approximate timelines for
babies to have their first words, first
steps etc...

…but what's the estimated timeline my
son will present his dry, sarcastic wit,
like his father?

Cause my “doctor” had no idea…

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It’s a special kind of anxiety when you upload self tapes to YouTube.
Later you check the post for views, but you accidentally click it…
Then you’re all effed up cause you can’t tell if that ONE view is *you*…
…or Broadway.

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@bryangula_ Will Smith wakes up Monday morning. The sun shines in through his window. He thinks to himself. “What a wonderful, totally uneventful evening I had last night. Let’s have pancakes.”

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My sobriety is tough sometimes. But I don’t have to wake up this morning and remember I slapped another actor on live television last night…