Lance Johnson

over it

[Lance Johnson @loganfive]

"When the [American] people ...clutching crystals and horoscopes, [their] critical faculties in decline and unable to distinguish between what feels good and what is true--slide, almost without noticing, back into superstition and darkness." -- Carl Sagan #Wisdom #warning

[Lance Johnson @loganfive]

wow @pngtree anything else? #scamnet #SecurityInsights

[Lance Johnson @loganfive]

Thank you, Mr. Kimbrough. Well, *well* done, sir.

[Walter M. Kimbrough @HipHopPrez]

Too often we take things out of context. So while traveling I decided to listen to the entire 45-minute Trump even at the Detroit church. The news didn't indicate he mentioned HBCUs. But let me go through his remarks- a 🧵 1/

[Lance Johnson @loganfive]

@nut_history @scarbados Batter's out on the catch. Pitcher erred on the throw to 1B but 3B runner left early = Double play.

[Democratic Wins Media @DemocraticWins]

Anyone else love this photo ✋

[Lance Johnson @loganfive]

Yessir. 100%. There's an *easy* fix for the entire debate. An *official* copy of the lease contract would put an indisputable, readily verifiable nail in the coffin of either the 'squatter' tenant or the 'tyrant' landlord.

[M. Nolan Gray 🥑 @mnolangray]

My compromise that will doubtless please everyone: require that all leases in excess of 30 days be filed digitally with the city clerk, and then remove squatters without any record of a lease within 24 hours—no court involvement.

[Jim Mora @CoachJimMoraFB]

Hell yes! @calebwilson is on the fast track in this profession. It’s in his blood to be a great ball coach, just like his dad. Wait, wait…I need him here!! @KrysBarnes @_WOODSY_J

[Lance Johnson @loganfive]

...and @MJD @MarcedesLewis89 and the whole damn gang bang bang!! #GoBruins

[Ryan Gesas @Geeseyy]

@latbbolch I’m hoping @DAT_ONE500 finds his way onto this staff. A true Bruin and is currently training players for the NFL draft.

[Giselle Herrera @GiselleUXD]

Reading @VanityFair’s story - “I’m a Terrible Person”: Behind the Epic Meltdown That Ended Travis Kalanick. And what a picture it paints. It’s a dive into toxic tech culture and leaders that highlights his arrested development and breakdown. Just wow.

[Lance Johnson @loganfive]

what am i to make of this?? #ESPN #CFBPicks #USC #CFP

[Lance Johnson @loganfive]

#GOBRUINS

[Datone Jones @DAT_ONE500]

Go Bruins. I’m so proud of my brotherhood. So much Grit on that field & sideline. Key note to the guys next up. Don’t take the easy way out & enter the portal. Give yourself time develop & take no days off. So much can change for in this off SZN grind @UCLAFootball @UCLAAthletics

[Lance Johnson @loganfive]

A few choice words for those most responsible for the spectacular business failure of the Pac-12 conference. #Pac12Forever #GoBruins https://t.co/c28NvPi4Oo via @LinkedIn

[Lance Johnson @loganfive]

@GoJoeBruinUCLA @KaySportswriter Hey Ryan, great read. Even greater game for Ethan Garbers and the Bruins. Guess CCK showed he knows how to adjust. Also, point of note re: Stanford Athletics. Their teams are the "Cardinal" -- as in the vibrant color, not the bird. Thought I'd chime in for the sake of academics.

[Lance Johnson @loganfive]

hehe

[Lance Johnson @loganfive]

@jvcalbear @SethDavisHoops nah like PlutoTV bruh

[Lance Johnson @loganfive]

100

[Mark Hamill @MarkHamill]

Class vs. Ass

[Lance Johnson @loganfive]

Dear #Netflix: $16 + $8 = $0 #bye

[Lance Johnson @loganfive]

Late to the 2024 #BigTen scheduling party here @UCLAFootball has a 5-game, 15,000-mile road game stretch weeks #3 - 7 One question: HOW?? #gobruins #CFB

[Lance Johnson @loganfive]

what a stud

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

In 1978, James Burke made this perfectly timed shot on television and is widely considered "The Greatest Shot In Television History"

[Lance Johnson @loganfive]

@sherryswensk though we couldn't find your credit, is this *not* your expert narration heard on https://t.co/hO6PtTRthG? pls help settle a heated family bet! #Vegas #History

[Lance Johnson @loganfive]

kid is ill #GoBruins

[PFSN College @PFSNcollege]

A true freshman has never won the #HeismanTrophy, could UCLA's Dante Moore be the first to ever do it?

The #GoBruins QB is the only true freshman with Heisman odds (+15000) from @DKSportsbook right now 👀