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“That Abraham Lincoln document, the ‘I have a dream’ or whatever”

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“Stand on my money? I’m still the same height”

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“Hey Siri? Yea, go ahead and take me back to the good times, thx”

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If life is a boxing match, I just got knocked tf out

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Because what is life, if not to aspire for something better?

[loganheaps @loganheaps1]

U can mope around for a couple days and feel sorry for yourself for what’s happened.. that’s all fine and dandy. There comes a time though where you have to take ownership for what’s happened, stand up, and keep it moving 🚶🏽‍♂️

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Could u imagine popcorn without the kernels getting stuck in ur teeth?🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

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Perspiration begins to collect on your brow.. you’re shaking your leg to distract yourself from the aching pain coming from your groin. You start to pray 🙏🏽

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Maturing is realizing that the aisle seat is the best, not the window

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You look to your left, two sleeping bodies. You take a gander at the flight tracker.. There’s no way you’ll make it, based on your estimation, you have 20 minutes MAX until until shiz will hit the fan, and you know what I mean.

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“I was having a good day, and then I woke up…”

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New headline: Will Michigan EVER score a touchdown?

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Here’s a love language: popping toes

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My YouTube premium trial just ended… this might be the straw that breaks the camels back 🐫😣

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Me: “is there a problem officer?”

Officer: “… uhm bro what was that last song you just played..? I couldn’t get close enough to Shazam.”

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It is important to remember that we are spiritual beings having a human experience, and not the other way around

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When ur one letter off of the word u want to spell and ur phone won’t autocorrect for u. Like bro are u dumb do u not know how to spell???? Dumb phone #phoneslander

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Jesus, we need you back. Life’s crazy down here

[Mikey V. @beardowncuz]

I’m sick to my stomach. The world is in a very, very bad place right now. Hug your loved ones and talk to someone. Care for one another as human beings, regardless of affiliations and or opinions. We will only heal with genuine love, compassion, and empathy for each other.