Logan Heath

GLL | the ‘Big Bootie Savant’

[Call of Duty Japan @CallofDutyJP]

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Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 4
ベータ開催記念CP
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抽選でベータ早期アクセスコードを配布。
新兵・復帰兵問わず、誰よりも早く前線へ出撃せよ。

🎮応募方法
①フォロー＆リポスト
②DMで抽選結果が届く

📅締切
8/23(日) 23:59

8/22からベータ早期アクセス開始
プレイした感想も募集中！

[Dan Dickerson Calls📞 @dannydHRs]

Kevin McGonigle’s go-ahead single. Dan Dickerson on the call #DNMW

[KutterIsKing @KutterIsKing]

Things I’d rather do to myself than watch Aaron Judge take clutch AB’s for the team I root forever again:

- Waterboarding / controlled drowning
- strappado (arms tied behind back and hoisted, dislocating shoulders)
- Palestinian hanging / reverse strappado
- Stress positions (long-term forced standing, “shabeh”, “tiger chair”)
- Forced prolonged squatting with arms extended or bound
- “Parrot’s perch” suspension
- The rack (medieval joint hyperextension & dislocation)
- Judas cradle / “cynocéphale”
- Pear of anguish / oral, rectal or vaginal expanding device
- Breast ripper / iron spider
- Rat torture (container + heat or incision → rats eat through body)
- Scaphism (being trapped between boats, force-fed milk & honey, left for insects)
- Lingchi (“death by a thousand cuts” / slow slicing)
- Bamboo torture (person tied over growing bamboo shoots)
- Flaying (removal of skin while alive)
- Breaking wheel / Catherine wheel
- Boiling / immersion in heated oil, water or pitch
- Burning at the stake
- Hot pincers / branding irons applied repeatedly
- Falanga / bastinado (systematic beating of the soles)
- Electric shocks (to genitals, tongue, nipples, rectum, ear canals)
- Sexual electrocution / cattle prod to genitals
- Forced insertion of objects (bottles, truncheons, live eels, etc.)
- Genital mutilation with blades or crushing instruments
- “Telephono” (hard slaps simultaneously to both ears → burst eardrums)
- Dry submarino (suffocation with plastic bag)
- Wet submarino (head repeatedly forced into water or excrement)
- “La bañera” (head held underwater in filthy liquid)
- Mock execution (gun to head, no bullet / simulated hanging)
- Prolonged sleep deprivation (days to weeks)
- White noise / sensory bombardment
- Phototherapy torture (constant blinding lights)
- Forced feeding through nasal tube (sometimes with rancid food)
- Denial of water to the point of organ damage
- “Dry beating” (severe internal injury without visible marks)
- Suspension by wrists or ankles for days
- “ crucifixion” tying (prolonged arms-out crucifixion position)
- Chemical burns (acid, bleach, chili extract on mucous membranes)
- Chili paste / pepper spray applied to genitals & eyes
- Dog attacks / trained dogs used to maul
- Being locked in confined space with large numbers of insects
- Being locked in pitch-black isolation box (“coffin cell”) for weeks
- Being forced to stand / sit on broken glass or sharp stones
- Removal of fingernails / toenails with pliers
- Extraction of teeth without anesthesia
- Cutting / partial amputation of fingers, ears, nose
- Enforced witnessing of torture / execution of family members

[Big Bootie Land @BigBootieLand]

The countdown begins. 75 days until Big Bootie Mix Vol. 27 premieres in Chicago. Prepare accordingly

[ESPN @espn]

SMOOTH OPERATOR IN THE GARDEN 🤧

CADE DROPS 42 PTS, 11 AST ON THE KNICKS 🔥

[Clash of Clans @ClashofClans]

#jjk #clashofclans

[Marcel @BasicallyIDoWrk]

DrPepper jingle girl got 2 million?! Hello?

[Detroit Lions @Lions]

Pro Bowl voting is now LIVE

1 RT = 1 #ProBowlVote

@Samlaporta
@tateratledge22
@gglasgow61
@peneisewell58
@CMahogany73
@JaredGoff16
@MontgomerDavid
@Jahmyr_Gibbs1
@amonra_stbrown
@__taylordecker
@bigsgjamo

@_YoungTruth7
@Djread98
@JKERB25
@AlexAnzalone34
@D7_Reed
@ArnoldTerrion
@AlimMcneill
@aidanhutch97
@BrianBB_1
@derrickbarnes21
@Qua_Nito
Jack Campbell

@hogan_hatten
@MrJackFox
Jake Bates
Grant Stuard
Kalif Raymond

[Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow]

HOLY SHIT

🗣 IT’S RAGNOW OFF THE COUCH

[theburntpeanut @theburntpeanut]

BATTLE OF THE BUNGURAIDERS

@HutchMF IS RALLYING HIS FORCES IN THE SOUTH @timthetatman @Nadeshot @Symfuhny @NICKMERCS

BUT LITTLE DO THEY KNOW, THE BUNGULATORS IN THE NORTH ARE ON THE RISE
@cloakzy @Myth_ @summit1g @RNGingy

@shroud & @xQc will you join us?

#TheBattleForSperanza #ArcRaiders

[Charles Robinson @CharlesRobinson]

Someone at @Nike deserves a promotion. This is a sick commercial just minutes after a World Series is sealed.

[ESPN @espn]

THE DODGERS ARE BACK-TO-BACK WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS 🏆🏆

[MLB @MLB]

HE DOES IT AGAIN 🦄

SHOHEI OHTANI HAS A THREE-HOMER GAME!

[Jed 🇬🇧 @TigersJUK]

Tommy Kahnle at 06:02 AM who did I kill in a former life

[Two Friends @twofriendsmusic]

oh my god @lollapalooza. no words. see u again soon chicago ;)

[Logan Heath @loganheath56]

@twofriendsmusic @lollapalooza BIG BOOTIE LAND ON MY BIRTHDAY?? i NEED to be there!

[Cyberpunk: Edgerunners @edgerunners]

💥Cyberpunk: Edgerunners 2 is in production! 💥

It presents a new standalone 10-episode story from the world of Cyberpunk 2077— a raw chronicle of redemption and revenge.

❓When the world is blinded by spectacle, what extremes do you have to go to make your story matter? 👀

Poster artwork by Ichigo Kanno from @trigger_inc.

[DUI Rebel @richpizzaroll]

Cleaning out my car. Any ball knowers out there?