Catherine Zeta-Moan$

My name is Jasmine Masters and I have something to say

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Who wants some (birthday) cake

[tianaX @tianaXTC]

evaluation 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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@SCHAFFr_ And smell

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S/o oomf turned irl @LiamAdjacent 😸

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If World of Wonder can use AI, why can’t I?

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@jakethms Not if you’re pulling up to the courtroom wearing that 😭

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@suttonsroller And there goes our FUCKING storyline

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Matched with a guy on tinder and told him my favorite artist is Mariah and he said “the scientist?”

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@pattybrad_ I hope it’s not club diversity!

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Whole house mad now 😭

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I went on Bluesky the other day and it’s still like this

[ozzy @ozzerrozzer]

how strict it was on woke twitter 2020-2023

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@hey___cj With an ass like that they should change it to happy Conor day 🍑

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@ic0nick She’s an absolute rapstress on prisoner, alone in love is a bop she wrote at 16, and her arrangement of I don’t wanna cry is much better at the Tokyo dome than on the album

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@ic0nick Sis buckle UP

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I actually can’t take the heat and want out of this kitchen

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Hooray!

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@hornyandpoetic La La Land my shaylaaaaa

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@secretangelics The best part is that the sex bots call me Catherine in my DM’s 😭😭

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@He__Dont If your entire identity is “we’re not twitter” then you have no identity 😭

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@douchedemon Call an ambulance 😭 what are we supposed to do 😭

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@thepugfather2 OMG do you remember when there was discourse about fcf and people who weren’t hung said it was ableist