‘02 frosted tips

Original light skin

[Newton Bus Driver @newtonbusdriver]

Wasn’t gonna drink tn but can’t let Brad drink alone on his first night back

[③ @zurskiii]

A nigga will hit you with the hardest punch you ever felt and somebody gon yell out “let em fight!”
No please call the police actually

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

I like it. A quick reminder of what it’s all about

[Amber @bloodberry_tart]

Michelob Ultra tastes like it would be okay for a baby to drink one

[Jaketropolis @jaketropolis]

"Your witty wordplay based on the prompt is admirable, but I've deployed a vulgar slur for my answer. That appears to be Quiplash, Mr. Bond."

[alan b. @inceptstellar]

apple store employees when you ask them if the phone you just bought for $2000 has a charger included

[tomie @tomieinlove]

Still the funniest tweet on this site.

[kate bush’s husband @airbagg3d]

white people when they hear "mr brightside" at the function

[Mads @europemaxxed]

Opening a pack of cigarettes on a night out among "nonsmokers"

[Basil🧡 @LinkofSunshine]

I think about this post literally every day

[PRASH 🐺 @Prash023]

I thought I was on the boat and going to die with them

[Carbon Helium @CarbonHelium]

Odysseus and his crew for the first 2 hours:

[Weapon 𝕏 @HellRaz0r1776]

People who eat gas station hotdogs watching all the salad eaters shit themselves

[kio @ ANYC @kzzrttt]

you accidentally swipe into that shop tab on tiktok and it be tryna holding you hostage. unhand me you bedazzled temu

[Bovril-Gesellschaft @BovrilG]

Start an argument with her about the cigarette butt from a brand she doesn’t usually smoke that I found in the car ashtray that will escalate to a violent struggle over the kitchen knife wherein I am fatally stabbed in self-defence

[That Rabbit Guy @Son_ImSleep]

I know niggas I owe money be fuming watching my IG stories, it’s not my fault you’re not willing to kill me

[$ @jxtsummer]

i should donate my brain to science so y'all can study the last real nigga.

[boto @TsarinaBomba]

I’ve boarded flights on percents you wouldn’t go to the bathroom with

[dawn @rundry]

It's cool that swifties have their own glup shitto characters