Logan Miller

[Liam @LegoRacers2]

Girlfriends have pretended to be interested in your map games for nearly 400 years

[Christopher Moltisanti Weighs In On Current Events @MoltisantiThots]

The red card guy didn't even score. We paid off Fifa for nothin', T.

[Aelfred The Great @aelfred_D]

Working on my USA v Belgium taunts but it’s hard to rhyme Schlieffen Plan

[Sopranos World @SopranosWorld]

T, it’s done. Balogun’s red card ain’t gonna be a problem no more

[Boring_Business @BoringBiz_]

Japan and Germany eliminated on the same day

Last time this happened was 1945

[Scottish Banter @1scottishbanter]

Introducing the Scottish-American travel dictionary 🇺🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

We’ve put together this guide to keep the Tartan Army out of trouble in the States.

Read carefully to avoid confusing the locals, deeply offending the country, or being interrogated by Homeland Security over a sandwich.

[🅿️ @the_P_God]

You enter your late 20s and all your PTO goes towards bachelor parties and weddings. That’s it. It’s all gone.

[For Sale: Gender Reveal Tire, Lightly Used @SparrowAdorer]

"So what's your take"
"This subway should be filled with sarin, a deadly nerve agent"
"100% disagree"

[Katherine Argent @effthealgorithm]

Search is full of ads and wrong answers. Every other email is an ad. Prime Video charges you and shows ads. Paramount? Ads. Peacock? YouTube? Hulu? Ads followed by more ads. Netflix full of ads. Meta and X, every other thing is an ad. Pinterest is nothing but ads. AI is in everything. AI finishes sentences incorrectly and won’t stop. AI reads your email and search history to target you with more ads. Every time you open an app or visit a site there’s an update making it worse. In a hurry? First, click here to agree to terms you don’t have time to read and must accept. You need an account to do that. Change your temporary password. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email and enter that code. Now use a passkey. Your password is too simple to remember. Change it. No, not like that. Now log on. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email for a code… Welcome back! We’ve updated our terms of service and privacy policy (you have none). Subscribe to the site. Subscribe to Netflix. Subscribe to toilet paper. Subscribe to these groceries. Pay a membership fee for the right to subscribe then tip your driver who delivers the subscriptions your membership lets you subscribe to. Time to work? We’ve got to update your laptop and will slow down everything you do until you agree to update. But first, click here to agree. Update installed — your laptop’s broken now. It doesn’t matter, since your boss just replaced you with AI. Go to your phone to complain on social media. Wait, your phone needs an update so we can add more AI. Click here. Oh sorry, your phone can’t handle this update. Now it’s useless. Go get the newest phone. Here’s a text from a friend, an email, a voice mail they left three days ago but you didn’t see until now because of sync problems with the cloud. It’s their GoFundMe. Their MLM. Their Patreon. Never mind, you didn’t respond to their text within 9 minutes and now you’re no longer friends. They blocked you. Make new friends. Download this app to find people in your area. In your neighborhood. On your street. Two doors down from you. Do you know this person yet, we think you’d get along. You need an account to use this app. That username is taken. Enter a password. Not that one, you used it on another site. You need to be connected to WiFi to download the app. Allow the app to connect to other devices on your network. Allow the app to access your contacts, know your precise location, store your credit card details. Oops, sorry, we got hacked now all that info is available on the web. There’s a class action suit. You can join. It’ll take a decade to get your $3.73 share of the ten billion settlement. We’ll send it via PayPal or deposit it to your bank, just tell us those details. Oh no, another hack. That info is circulating now, too. Here’s a spam call, a spam email, a spam text. Why are you angry? Why are you talking about getting rid of your phone? Why don’t you like AI, it lets us make all of this easier? Do you know how ridiculous that sounds? This is progress. You’ll be left behind. Do you want to be left behind? Do you???

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

WHOS THE SUPER POWER HERE MAN?! WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE DOING HERE!!!!

[Sohrab Ahmari 🇺🇸 @SohrabAhmari]

Against the Mad King.

Trump's governance style doesn't work. It's so bad one yearns to cry out: Bring back Hillary, bring back the Obama wonks, give us a thousand think-tank white papers.

My big UnHerd essay on the end of the war.

https://t.co/R6yraMuL6Q

[David Weigel @daveweigel]

The Oracle told Trump that if he should send an army against the Persians, he'll destroy a great empire, so I wouldn't worry about this too much.

[Casual Thursday @CasualThursday]

We haven’t seen a Duke go out like that since Franz Ferdinand

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

The first trailer for ‘DUNE: PART 3’ has been released.

In theaters on December 18.

[Hunter Stires @HunterStires]

Two things can be true at once: U.S. forces are performing brilliantly at the operational and tactical levels while U.S. political leaders are demonstrating remarkable incompetence and incoherence at the political and strategic levels. The latter may undo the gains of the former.

[owen cyclops @owenbroadcast]

you see a toddler pass out mid-morning, gripping a tiny half eaten muffin, and when they wake up later, they just start eating the muffin again. this is real freedom. there are wild horses less free than this

[atlas @creatine_cycle]

it goes without saying but if you're feeling anxious about the global geopolitical situation, oceans boiling, authoritarian tendencies in the west and accelerated job loss due to AI then i recommend spending as much time on your phone as possible.
being informed calms the mind

[Ruben Gallego @RubenGallego]

We have to make it so painful that generations from now CEOs will flinch at the idea of business corruptly teaming up with government.

[TIME @TIME]

TIME’s new cover: Artemis II is poised for the first lunar mission since 1972 https://t.co/FVr569aQR3