Logan Williams

Proud Mom of 3 girls, ruminant nutritionist, runner, ag enthusiast

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@RealRodLacroix Is it better to know what you’re in for? Or was ignorance bliss with your first one? Asking as the mother of a grade 11 student.

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@__shiticantsay Can’t pinch an inch!

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@AngryCitizenxx Do the surgery and while the wait was frustrating I was in awe of the care she received before, during, and after the surgery. Her teddy bear even came out with the same colour splint and same colour band on the other arm where my girl’s IV was in.

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@AngryCitizenxx Day. They called right at noon and asked if she’d eaten yet. Luckily she hadn’t. They said if I could be there in 45 minutes they could do it bc of a cancellation. I live further than that from the hospital but said yes we’d be there & I hoped for the best. They were able to…

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@Romy_Holland My hard baby is now the sweetest 16yo you’ve ever met.

I know that doesn’t help much now when you’re living it, but it does get easier.

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@Kittyme35571781 @slater57649 Early-ish labour in the hospital my SO brought a bowl of chilli from the cafeteria into the room.

Took it back out very quickly 😂

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@ThatEricAlper This might just be a Canadian thing, but Big Shiny Tunes 2.

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@muheediva01 Referenced Lesby et al. Lesby and coworkers not lesbian coworkers. Lesbian gang works just as well 😂

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@muheediva01 The first academic conference I attended, a speaker kept referring to work done by ‘lesbian coworkers’. First I thought I misheard, then she said it again. I sat up, was scanning the crowd to see if anyone else was reacting. They weren’t. Referred to the proceedings which…

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@seriouslynaw Meanwhile the other night my youngest said to me ‘you think I need to thank everyone. I bet after I give birth the child will barely be out of my womb and you’ll be telling me to thank the baby for making me a mother’ 😂(she might be right).

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My 10yo while watching a movie last night: that man is upset bc his wife is talking to another man?!?! She can’t even be friends with a man?!?! That sounds too controlling to me!!! I mean Dad even lets you have a CRUSH on another man and he’s ok with it!!!!

(It’s @Harry_Styles)

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@dadmann_walking As a result of my Dad’s dog doing something similar we have an inside family joke where we yell ‘quit licking my fingers!’ when we’re frustrated. It’s our family’s own ‘Serenity Now!!!’

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@leamaric @juliaderekNY I had so many adult teeth pulled when I was little and when I went to an orthodontist as an adult to see if he could straighten my teeth again (I didn’t wear my retainer) he said since I was part of the ‘yank em out’ generation there were no teeth left to brace against.

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@sanegrain Two pieces of bread, or a fold over? I can’t tell from the photo.

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@KristinRaworth 37° for us today. My two older daughters had football games. They requested slurpees for the ride there and the ride home. Normally this would seem excessive but I readily agreed.

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@kenzianidiot For shame, Stanley! I bought on of your cups assuming I could hold lava without the handle falling off.

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@alwayshgolden It’s all waiting there for you.

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@4FAngusBoy And every parent breathed a sigh of relief realizing they weren’t going to be hounding their kids to work on their books, and the week from hell when they finally start.

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@sanegrain When I got my first hens my farrier said ‘it starts with hens then suddenly you’re waiting in the Walmart parking lot to make Facebook marketplace bird deals’.

It took about 8 months but he was 100% correct.