Logan Springgate

R&D Engineer | Baseball Obsessive | Hawaiian Shirt Aficionado | Lover of Niche Jokes

[Logan Springgate @loganspringgate]

I've only been awake for 20 minutes, but it's already been a wild ride on this here twitter dot com

[Logan Springgate @loganspringgate]

@franklinleonard Folarin Jerry Balogun

[Logan Springgate @loganspringgate]

Has anyone asked Tyler Rogers how often he hits his knuckles on the mound? The answer cannot be 0

[MLB @MLB]

This angle of Tyler Rogers' release point is WILD 😮

[Logan Springgate @loganspringgate]

Folarin Jerry Balogun, I love you

[Logan Springgate @loganspringgate]

For anyone unaware

[Logan Springgate @loganspringgate]

It's Northern Europeans' fault that we have a hydration break, it's undeniably America's fault that the hydration break is also an ad break

[Logan Springgate @loganspringgate]

Does Bucees have those "1276 miles from the next Bucees" billboards in Miami?

[pablo escobarner (blue check) @PabloEscoburner]

I’ll take “Texts I Never Thought I’d Receive from My Wife” for $1000, Alex.

Lionel Messi eating a brisket sandwich at Buc-ee’s in Auburn, AL. What a world.

[Maher Mezahi @MezahiMaher]

The Trump administration barring Somali referee Omar Artan from the World Cup is nauseating

He’s one of Africa’s best , especially at controlling hostile environments. There’s no justification for this beyond mean-spirited discrimination based on nationality.

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

The Bears should have to rebuild Arlington Park now. Someone make that a law

[Logan Springgate @loganspringgate]

Sorry what the hell is going on with Pablo Sanchez in the last few days? Does he hate me specifically?

[Cut4 @Cut4]

... with Pablo Sanchez in the Tarps Off section in St. Louis 👀

[Internet of Shit @internetofshit]

you mean the AI that constantly gets basic shit like “is Starbucks open today” wrong is going to be the default??? am i taking crazy pills????

[Logan Springgate @loganspringgate]

"no matches are in Dallas"

So what the fuck are we doing here

[Casey Telford @CaseyToGo]

FIFA painted over a beautiful, long-standing mural in Downtown Dallas.

It was gifted to the city by marine life artist & conservationist Wyland in the 90s as a reminder to protect our beloved oceans.

What an unnecessary loss, especially given no matches are actually in Dallas.

[Logan Springgate @loganspringgate]

@FlowsAndolini Absolutely not, I am a Cubs fan and this is just Stockholm Syndrome for the Sox. The biggest FA contract they've given out is still Andrew Benintendi, if you can't find a way to work around Jerry, you aren't a good GM

[Daniel Storey @danielstorey85]

Does intrinsically feel like, however much we are prepared to acquiesce to financial imbalance, there should be *some* lasting punishments for getting almost every major decision wrong for about three years. But that's what established wealth gets you: terrible choice insurance.

[Random Hero @RandomHeroWX]

Bobby Cox throws a first pitch.

Ejected. 👍🏼

RIP legend ⚾️✝️

[Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi @roywoodjr]

One of the best out there, but he don’t play in a power conference, so he’ll never get the respect he deserves

[Logan Springgate @loganspringgate]

The fire would go the other direction, just saying

[MLB @MLB]

This Jac Caglianone bobblehead 🔥

[Logan Springgate @loganspringgate]

@FlowsAndolini You're a new soccer fan, so here's a fun game for you that me and @acampbellsports play: when European commentators say it's a hot day, what temperature is it? Average is somewhere around 83

[Logan Springgate @loganspringgate]

@RobbieBarstool @benquadok Bob if you're a Ben Quad fan, we gotta get you on @combatbaltimore too

[Miguel Esparza @Miguelsvoice]

I love a #Cubs walkoff!!! Nicoooo 🔥🔥🔥