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[SHAQ @SHAQ]

Love u and miss u brother @NBA2K

[Jews For Trump @JewsForTrump]

*It’s one day after impeachment*

Me: Hey Siri, who’s the President of the United States?

Siri: @realDonaldTrump

All of us: 🤩🤩🤩

[SpongeBob @SpongeBob]

Hey Twitter, how the 🐬 are you?

[CORN NUTS @CornNuts]

This nut just hits different

[Josh Hart @joshhart]

They don’t have earthquakes in New Orleans, right?

[Cloyd Rivers Burns @CloydRiversBurn]

Liberal Logic: "I'd rather see someone suffer and die than help them, just because they have a different opinion than me."
Merica.

[SpongeBob Facts! @spongbob_facts]

This episode was so wild

[Macaulay Culkin @IncredibleCulk]

Hey @Drake I'm right here, bro. DM me. See you at the BBQ.

[ESPN @espn]

96-year-old World War II veteran Pete DuPré played the national anthem on a harmonica before the @USWNT match 🇺🇸

[De @DeAnna_Kate_]

Should a women face charges if she accuses a man of rape, then later admits she lied

rt for yes
like for no

honestly tryna see somethin

[MLB @MLB]

If we get 27 million RTs we will change our logo. 😂

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

WE WILL NEVER FORGET!

[E💰 @12_eliasC]

Retweet this or you will tear both of your ACL’s‼️(you might want too...)

[Mike Mulholland @mulho2mj]

Things this referee hates:

– Pasties
– the Mackinac Bridge
– Tahquamenon Falls
– Pictured Rocks
– Happiness
– Lake Superior
– Tom Izzo
– Steve Mariucci

[Scott Bell @sbell021]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Middle Tennessee was a 15 seed
Michigan State? A two.

[Celtics Dynasty @CelticsDynasty_]

My favorite NBA performance ever. https://t.co/b0YSZ3Ebfn

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

Immigration control is only “racist” when Republicans want it. Merica.

[☆ daniela ☆ @_dankiela_]

Facebook and Chicago people are a whole nother thing rn 💀

[World Record Egg @egg_rt_record]

Let's set a world record together and get the most retweeted tweet on Twitter. Beating the current world record held by Yusaku Maezawa @yousuck2020 (5.3 million!)

We got this 🙌