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[Strong Black Lead @strongblacklead]

This is not a drill.
Chappelle's Show is coming to Netflix (US) on November 1.

[thomas 🍌 @perfectsweeties]

[first date with optimus prime]

me: so tell me about urself

optimus prime: well im a pretty big car guy

[Seth Rogen @Sethrogen]

I’m thinking of doing a podcast just so I can call it “The Seth Rogen Experience”.

[tony soprano @wben424]

If I was born in in the 50s and grew up in the 60s I would be soooooo happy the music is unmatched

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Jeff Bezos is turning into Doc Ock

[yonzo @LoganYonkoske]

Rest Easy Eddie 💔

[Mike Posner @MikePosner]

Shout outs Neil Young.

[Adam @adamgreattweet]

Some of y’all looking like this on October 1st

[tom @pilau]

[titanic, 1912]

Captain: what kind of lettuce do u want on your sandwich

First mate: ICEBERG

Captain: lol no need to shout, Dave

[Zlatan Ibrahimović @Ibra_official]

I tested negative to Covid yesterday and positive today. No symptoms what so ever. Covid had the courage to challenge me. Bad idea

[b @doyalikebaileys]

i will never scuba dive. what fish do down there is none of my business.

[Nathan @2Fast2Nathan]

now wait just a second

[Seth Rogen @Sethrogen]

Pineapple Express is back on Netflix. Watch the film the way we intended: on your couch while smoking weed.

[California (PA) Vulcan Athletics @calvulcans]

GEN: Cal U mourns the loss of senior football player Jamain Stephens https://t.co/yrL45ndo9k

[yonzo @LoganYonkoske]

Wolfgang Radislaw Yonkoske. Swear

[not brendan @crocodilethumbs]

Bob the Builder: can we fix it?

Bob’s Wife’s Attorney: please just sign the papers, Robert.

[yonzo @LoganYonkoske]

Luka is fr the NBA’s Mahomes