Log 🪵 @𝐥𝐨𝐠@𝐦𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐝𝐨𝐧.𝐬𝐝𝐟.𝐨𝐫𝐠

Big. Heavy. Wood.

As a former child actor, that has not worked in TV since '91, I am no longer better than bad.

@𝐥𝐨𝐠@𝐦𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐝𝐨𝐧.𝐬𝐝𝐟.𝐨𝐫𝐠

[Log 🪵 @𝐥𝐨𝐠@𝐦𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐝𝐨𝐧.𝐬𝐝𝐟.𝐨𝐫𝐠 @logfromblammo]

@𝐥𝐨𝐠@𝐦𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐝𝐨𝐧.𝐬𝐝𝐟.𝐨𝐫𝐠

Be warned that I will not be written as the same character there.

[Log 🪵 @𝐥𝐨𝐠@𝐦𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐝𝐨𝐧.𝐬𝐝𝐟.𝐨𝐫𝐠 @logfromblammo]

@idlecartulary @HyveMynd My idea of a good time is Mayhew, Dresden, and Gently, in a bar in Newford, for the 20 minutes before I rush to the airport and book a flight to another continent, because you know something weird and dangerous is going down soon.

[Log 🪵 @𝐥𝐨𝐠@𝐦𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐝𝐨𝐧.𝐬𝐝𝐟.𝐨𝐫𝐠 @logfromblammo]

@Nymdok Glaivid Krull, attorney at law, will fight for *your* personal injury rights!

[Log 🪵 @𝐥𝐨𝐠@𝐦𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐝𝐨𝐧.𝐬𝐝𝐟.𝐨𝐫𝐠 @logfromblammo]

@SolNataMD @howardtayler If you block for jokey-joke responses to serious posts, I do deserve that.

[Log 🪵 @𝐥𝐨𝐠@𝐦𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐝𝐨𝐧.𝐬𝐝𝐟.𝐨𝐫𝐠 @logfromblammo]

@SolNataMD @howardtayler No matter how many I put on, by the third time around the neighborhood everybody's all like...

"Aren't you a little old to be trick or treating?"
"You were just here ten minutes ago."
"Halloween isn't until October. The *end* of October."
"My wallet doesn't magically refill."

[Log 🪵 @𝐥𝐨𝐠@𝐦𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐝𝐨𝐧.𝐬𝐝𝐟.𝐨𝐫𝐠 @logfromblammo]

@BettyBowers Flaying those kids with a whip made from pool rope floats, wrapped in razor wire, and then holding them down until they drown, seems more his group's speed. Maybe he was just rounding them up so TX gov. Abbott could do the honors.

[Log 🪵 @𝐥𝐨𝐠@𝐦𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐝𝐨𝐧.𝐬𝐝𝐟.𝐨𝐫𝐠 @logfromblammo]

@RatSquinks Hold up. That's a rat beard.

Oh, wait. Now I see it. Never mind.

[Log 🪵 @𝐥𝐨𝐠@𝐦𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐝𝐨𝐧.𝐬𝐝𝐟.𝐨𝐫𝐠 @logfromblammo]

@thisnorthernboy @Nycteris If Twitter still had useful bots, I'd call in the one that generated endless howls of derisive laughter for this one.

[Log 🪵 @𝐥𝐨𝐠@𝐦𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐝𝐨𝐧.𝐬𝐝𝐟.𝐨𝐫𝐠 @logfromblammo]

@Nymdok Dietary advice has public health consequences. Different eaters have different reactions.

This is why the department of agriculture cannot be allowed near the freaking "food pyramid". We haven't even recovered from the introduction of high-fructose corn syrup.

[Log 🪵 @𝐥𝐨𝐠@𝐦𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐝𝐨𝐧.𝐬𝐝𝐟.𝐨𝐫𝐠 @logfromblammo]

@Nymdok It's similar for dietary cholesterol. The diet advice depends on whether someone actually absorbs dietary cholesterol into their bloodstream, as not all people do absorb it, and not at the same conversion rates for those that do.

[Log 🪵 @𝐥𝐨𝐠@𝐦𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐝𝐨𝐧.𝐬𝐝𝐟.𝐨𝐫𝐠 @logfromblammo]

@Nymdok Speaking of medical misinformation, restricting sodium without regard to monitoring levels of potassium, calcium, and magnesium apparently results in less favorable outcomes for conditions correlated with hypertension.

[Log 🪵 @𝐥𝐨𝐠@𝐦𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐝𝐨𝐧.𝐬𝐝𝐟.𝐨𝐫𝐠 @logfromblammo]

@chaosprime "You think these bars are here for me? Oh no, you are quite mistaken. You will understand when the Red Dot returns, and my plans come to fruition."

[Log 🪵 @𝐥𝐨𝐠@𝐦𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐝𝐨𝐧.𝐬𝐝𝐟.𝐨𝐫𝐠 @logfromblammo]

@flaroh @Antiproton_com (Tips hat.) M'dea.

[Log 🪵 @𝐥𝐨𝐠@𝐦𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐝𝐨𝐧.𝐬𝐝𝐟.𝐨𝐫𝐠 @logfromblammo]

@fuckyouiquit @Newtybot Way too much investment in the South. If they're going to benefit from infrastructure investment, they need to fucking vote for it.

[Log 🪵 @𝐥𝐨𝐠@𝐦𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐝𝐨𝐧.𝐬𝐝𝐟.𝐨𝐫𝐠 @logfromblammo]

@terryfuck45 @AliceAvizandum I'm going to wildly guess that someone finally got around to testing a post-assault sample and got a DNA match.

[Log 🪵 @𝐥𝐨𝐠@𝐦𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐝𝐨𝐧.𝐬𝐝𝐟.𝐨𝐫𝐠 @logfromblammo]

@agnesbookbinder You can buy piezoelectric igniters by themselves. They don't just come with grills and gas stoves. Be even more glorious.

[Log 🪵 @𝐥𝐨𝐠@𝐦𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐝𝐨𝐧.𝐬𝐝𝐟.𝐨𝐫𝐠 @logfromblammo]

@EricRichards22 @Nymdok It'd be so much easier if those just came in jars to begin with.

[Log 🪵 @𝐥𝐨𝐠@𝐦𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐝𝐨𝐧.𝐬𝐝𝐟.𝐨𝐫𝐠 @logfromblammo]

@she_obey The cops that prevent justified physical violence against liars are also some of the worst offenders for both unjustified physical violence and perjury.

They can't stop you if they can't solve the crime.