Logan Sheridan

[Logan Sheridan @logiefresh34]

I would feel safer with a bear in the woods than I would with a liberal.

[Logan Sheridan @logiefresh34]

@Mr__Junk Haha back when I was jacked and tan, now im fat and pale

[Logan Sheridan @logiefresh34]

Did all those people call in sick from work to go protest? I'd love to be out protesting instead of working.

[Logan Sheridan @logiefresh34]

How the government works.
1: Identify a problem
2: Hire 100s of people to solve problem.
3: Discover if problem is actually solved employees will no longer be needed.
4: Make problem worse.
5: Request a bigger budget and more employees.

[Logan Sheridan @logiefresh34]

I'm 6 foot and 4 inches... those are two separate measurements #hawktuah

[Logan Sheridan @logiefresh34]

How many people with teslas being damaged are Democrats? How many of those Democrats are now moving towards Republican?

[Logan Sheridan @logiefresh34]

The same people who are so concerned with climate change are the same ones setting teslas on fire... that can't be good for the environment

[Logan Sheridan @logiefresh34]

Crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women @Mr__Junk #whatisbestinlife

[Logan Sheridan @logiefresh34]

First day working with a new crew member
Me. "Are you the kind of guy who gets offended if someone says something about your wife?"
Him. "No, why?"
Me. "Oh, because her pussie stinks." #setthetone

[Logan Sheridan @logiefresh34]

Blow my foreskin up like a balloon and turn it into a Poodle @Mr__Junk #clowningaround

[Logan Sheridan @logiefresh34]

@Mr__Junk @EricAbbenante @LordoftheFrie10 And men who identify as female, females who identify as males and pussies who identify as tough

[Logan Sheridan @logiefresh34]

Are democrat politicians selling all their tesla stocks? I guess we'll see if their hatred for @elonmusk out weighs their love of money.

[Logan Sheridan @logiefresh34]

@musk_news13 There's an old man in my town who hands them out at parties... he holds 80% of them in existence

[Logan Sheridan @logiefresh34]

@Mr__Junk @AMAZlNGNATURE Imagine trying to trick test the monster

[Logan Sheridan @logiefresh34]

Lionel Sternberger I'd like to shake your hand

[Logan Sheridan @logiefresh34]

@Mr__Junk yellowstone reminds me of the kiely ranch and it's vast empire. I'm like Rip, you're like Jamie, the only difference is the gates on the yellowstone are put together a little better.

[Logan Sheridan @logiefresh34]

@Mr__Junk @drefanzor I think Tyson got paid 20 million dollars to show his ass on tv

[Logan Sheridan @logiefresh34]

I didnt know Tyson had that thang on him #TysonPaul

[Logan Sheridan @logiefresh34]

@elonmusk I'll probably never buy a Tesla but I just downloaded Twitter to help out #youarewelcome