logan lanphere

I have nothing to say

[logan lanphere @loglanph]

@Steelers_DB Still don’t care for the overall design of the offense, but will admit he called a good game within it.

[logan lanphere @loglanph]

Jessi’s girl is Stacey’s mom.

[logan lanphere @loglanph]

I dare you to try to say less for 30 seconds.

[A Left-Wing Account ™️ @PushDemsLeft]

When you have to present to the class but didn’t do the reading

[megan @MeganAnnD]

4th of july is cancelled this year due to a shortage of independence.

[logan lanphere @loglanph]

@DDale13 I like to do both 😎

[logan lanphere @loglanph]

@AreYouGarbage Gotta be Wisconsin dells dudes. Educate yourselves on the midwestern trash vacay

[logan lanphere @loglanph]

@luisjgomez Can we PLEASE get a skankfest Midwest?

[logan lanphere @loglanph]

@DDale13 There’s a jiu hirsute studio right by your place. Choking out nazis in a sick robe would be pretty bad ass.

[logan lanphere @loglanph]

You’ve been working out for a month, you’re not a fitness influencer

[Pittsburgh Steelers @steelers]

.@_TJWatt (16.0) is now tied with James Harrison for most sacks in a single season in #SteelersHistory.

He has two more sacks than anyone else in the NFL.

He also didn't play in two games. #ProBowlVote

[logan lanphere @loglanph]

@luisjgomez Please do a skankfest Midwest doggie I need it.

[logan lanphere @loglanph]

Translation: let’s keep doing what we’re doing, which is nothing. That’ll fix it!

[Jacob Frey @Jacob_Frey]

Honored to receive @StribOpinion’s endorsement.

“Minneapolis will follow one of two paths. It can let itself be guided toward prudent reforms by traditional progressive values, or it can go in reckless pursuit of radical visions detached from reality.” https://t.co/qh0VLlit4Z

[logan lanphere @loglanph]

@BrandonPerna @AaronRodgers12 Rodgers was the MVP last year and Teddy played way better than him today, so obviously #mvpteddy

[logan lanphere @loglanph]

@dustinphillips “What’s the small fork for!?”

[logan lanphere @loglanph]

@Jacob_Frey No.

[Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast @AreYouGarbage]

This is bonkos. Big thanks to @RIPAriShaffir for the shout out.

[logan lanphere @loglanph]

@TyrannyofWords @jewbaca21 @Eve6 Again, look at the lineup. If it’s younger comics you want there’s tons on there that are talented.

[logan lanphere @loglanph]

@Eve6 Have you even looked at the lineup? It’s a pretty bold thing to call all these popular comedians like Todd Glass, Kim Congdon, and Robert Kelly both talentless and misogynistic, especially for the heart in a blender guy.

[logan lanphere @loglanph]

@MeganAnnD God I’m hilarious.

[logan lanphere @loglanph]

@joey_sasso That birds aren’t real. They’re government drones spying on us. Think about the genius scam of bird feeders… attracting these cameras to every home. Stupid as hell but you can go far with it.