Prune Tracy

paddlin’ the school canoe

[Prune Tracy @logstaa]

I just like the fake stuff better, okay?! I know I'm from Vermont, and it's sacrilege, But I got to be me, right?

[Prune Tracy @logstaa]

@harvilla Sink to the Bottom being their best (radiation vibe, a close second)

[paige @BonerWizard]

there being a book called david copperfield and a magician called david copperfield was really confusing for me as a child

[the lexi of all time @elextra__]

strip clubs should have open pole night like how bars have open mic night

[Prune Tracy @logstaa]

@McJesse You did a great bit on the Music Man and how his plan didn't make sense. I can't seem to find it though. Would love to see it again!

[octopus/caveman @octopuscaveman]

The smartphone really revolutionized the waiting room. Oh I get 20 minutes to look at my phone? Don’t mind if I do. The only problem is sometimes when I’m looking at my phone at home my home starts to feel like a waiting room and I realize it is and I’m just waiting to die

[rat king 🐀 @MikeIsaac]

this dude doing beach boys harmony builds really scratches a brain itch

( @ chriscronmusic on IG)

[Ryan B. Anderson @OldHollowTree]

You should express anger so rarely that when you do, everyone who witnesses it is shocked, appalled, and embarrassed by the gravity of the situation.

“You made HIM mad? Yeesh…”

A very good way to live.

[Ryan Moulton @moultano]

Instead of a shootout, soccer matches should add a ball to the field, and keep adding balls until someone scores.

[Prune Tracy @logstaa]

I know they love to preach morality, but are the Oompa Loompas really above reproach? You know some dark shit goes down after they scurry away into their little caves.

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

mcnulty: sorry i’m late, i was having sex. where are we on stringer bell

kima: sorry i’m late, blame my annoying baby. gotta go find bubs

bunk: despite drinking enough to kill a horse nightly, i’m never late

lester: I Am Become Computer

[Brody @britmebaby]

When people use the word "juxtaposition" I imagine that beforehand their heart beats really fast and they think "I'm about to say it!"

[mariana Z @mariana057]

Dorothy: I miss Kansas.

Toto: I miss the rains down in Africa.

[Prune Tracy @logstaa]

@ADHDForReal It’s days like these I curse the Chinese for inventing gunpowder

[_ebbyal @_coconutts]

Mom is coming home 😫

[Allen Strickland Williams @TotallyAllen]

I don't think we need two-factor authorization to sign up for Jersey Mike's rewards program. I think we can play that one a little loose.

[Prune Tracy @logstaa]

@DiabolicalSpuds @pk_kenzie Really liked that show up until this ending

[Prune Tracy @logstaa]

@iamdevloper Dammit you got me