j

in my villain era (40 pizza rolls for every single meal)

[derek @derpo377]

“Guy named Odysseus winds up going on an Odyssey. What are the odds?”

[j @lohnjeach]

if nipples give Budweiser, then goo goo ga ga 🍼👶

[Los Angeles Chargers @chargers]

should we REALLY make our schedule release video in halo?

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[cee @1ovesickkk]

great tweet man is everything okay at home

[Image Every May 9 @May9Image]

any. new bags yo’ure working on @Ziploc

[Shaffstall 2056 @JackShaffstall]

Caesar salad? Yeah I sees her salad, and I think I’m about to order the same

[pH @pHequals7]

I must not get ragebaited. ragebait is the mind-killer. ragebait is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my ragebait. I will permit it to pass over me & through me

[j @lohnjeach]

@jicamaslice @xvshoota least surprising thing about you. FREAK.

[j @lohnjeach]

non-consenual jurassic park

[j @lohnjeach]

"counting or not counting road rage?"

[ABC15 Arizona @abc15]

The Arizona State Senate has passed legislation that would rename the Loop 202 freeway after Charlie Kirk, the late founder of Turning Point USA, who was killed in September. https://t.co/ntygfnltqq

[j @lohnjeach]

Stay tuned for the OF 👀

[j @lohnjeach]

the mysterious case of Benjamin Butthole™

[j @lohnjeach]

the mysterious case of Benjamin Butthole™

[Hunter Schwarz @hunterschwarz]

The U.S. House of Representatives if apportioned based on saguaro cacti

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

ACAB includes the ref at the Puppy Bowl

[j @lohnjeach]

which slurs are gender neutral, asking for a friend

[j @lohnjeach]

What if Soujla Boy made a song called "Sniff Me Thru The Phone"

What then

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Retweet if you #StandWithWomen tonight.

[j @lohnjeach]

ben rasic

[j @lohnjeach]

*seeing her bush*
"wow, greens are FAST today!"