stephanie loi

loves tech, crafty things and loooooong walks. fueled by coffee, bubble tea and wine.

[Tom Joyner @tomrjoyner]

I’ve been in Ukraine since the start of this week. Going to share some photos I’ve taken in the time since

[stephanie loi @loi]

always find it terribly jarring when grab/gojek drivers don’t play music in their cars. just feels like this awkward vooooooid of silence 😵‍💫

[Robert G. Reeve @RobertGReeve]

I'm back from a week at my mom's house and now I'm getting ads for her toothpaste brand, the brand I've been putting in my mouth for a week. We never talked about this brand or googled it or anything like that.

As a privacy tech worker, let me explain why this is happening. 🧵

[stephanie loi @loi]

@skinnylatte I have a designated dirty corner on my bed *on top of my blanket* for this exact purpose (usually when I’ve had too much to drink)

[stephanie loi @loi]

Best thing I’ve read all week

[Darryl Kang @dk_darrylkang]

This is so funny. https://t.co/9jiCkP9NZj

[stephanie loi @loi]

Seriously tho how is it so warm and what happened to that promised 22deg weather?!?

[stephanie loi @loi]

So good

[Chua Enlai （蔡恩来） @chuaenlai]

What happened to the 22 degrees Celsius?

[stephanie loi @loi]

@daphnemaia No it’s just a mindless game where you match numbers to try to clear the board hahaha

[stephanie loi @loi]

@jemmawei It’s ridic I didn’t even have time to sip my coffee

[stephanie loi @loi]

applied for a new passport in 10 mins, received a note exactly one week later that it’s ready for collection. made an appointment to collect it, showed up and literally collected it in 5 minutes flat, no joke. got to love the ruthless efficiency 💚

[stephanie loi @loi]

@jemmawei Hehehehhe THANKS

[stephanie loi @loi]

OK LETS TRY THIS TWITTER THING AGAIN (where I tweet about frivolous, inane things)

[stephanie loi @loi]

Hear, hear!

[stephanie loi @loi]

At some point I think I started to take myself too seriously and filtered everything. But surely someone out there must be entertained by my stream of consciousness.. Or not... we will see

[stephanie loi @loi]

Sitting at Starbucks with a Tupperware aunty next to me. So tempted to ask her about latest Tupperware goods but pretty sure she is not going to take me seriously

[stephanie loi @loi]

congrats, @eisen! this is amazing.

[🐢 VMware Turtles 🌩 @VMwareTurtles]

“ROSIE, I have a joke for you!” 🐢

“Go ahead PETEY.” 🐢🐢

“This human walked into a bookstore & said, “Do you have any books on turtles?”

The human behind the counter said, “Hard-back?”

1st human responded, “ Yes, with little heads & four legs.”

“ROSIE? ... ROSIE?? ... 🐢

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

3-year-old: You’re the cutest.

2-year-old: *hugs her*

3-year-old: Except for me.