I'm back from a week at my mom's house and now I'm getting ads for her toothpaste brand, the brand I've been putting in my mouth for a week. We never talked about this brand or googled it or anything like that.
As a privacy tech worker, let me explain why this is happening. 🧵
applied for a new passport in 10 mins, received a note exactly one week later that it’s ready for collection. made an appointment to collect it, showed up and literally collected it in 5 minutes flat, no joke. got to love the ruthless efficiency 💚
At some point I think I started to take myself too seriously and filtered everything. But surely someone out there must be entertained by my stream of consciousness.. Or not... we will see
Sitting at Starbucks with a Tupperware aunty next to me. So tempted to ask her about latest Tupperware goods but pretty sure she is not going to take me seriously
“ROSIE, I have a joke for you!” 🐢
“Go ahead PETEY.” 🐢🐢
“This human walked into a bookstore & said, “Do you have any books on turtles?”
The human behind the counter said, “Hard-back?”
1st human responded, “ Yes, with little heads & four legs.”
“ROSIE? ... ROSIE?? ... 🐢