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[Amanda Mull @amandamull]

Love to be on the Acela looking at the slide decks on everyone’s laptops

[lois @loismd4]

@BiggyHaysack ??

[The Fourth Way @The4thWayYT]

Me fr

[lois @loismd4]

It’s always “where should we go for dinner” and never “We need to optimize stakeholder digestive KPIs by engaging in a strategic meeting to review vendors. We will discuss business metrics such as menu alignment with our strategic objectives of satiating hunger”

[lois @loismd4]

Once I establish my theocracy I will have every disease in the world infect your body at once and throw you in my dungeon and let you rot for eternity

[lois @loismd4]

Yesterday the large Animal giggled quite ferociously Today, it Tickled serenely mine bonkers! Joy to the whole World.

[lois @loismd4]

Found a 2016 Grumpy Cat themed calendar left behind in my cubicle. Is this some sort of omen?

[lois @loismd4]

Ain’t nothing I like less than a cold banana

[lois @loismd4]

Apparently real world work is just all about emails

[lois @loismd4]

greek letter lamda looks like a giraffe that got really long legs but short neck

[Nicole Apostola @niccommawoo]

I feel like the Germans should have a word for the feeling you get when you're expecting an important phone call from your husband and the caller ID instead says "Frank Kartheiser"

[lois @loismd4]

Why am I learning the "convolution integral". They're not even hiding anymore that this stuff is convoluted. Gimme a break!

[lois @loismd4]

My professor: "It shouldn't be this temperature for this time of year and the world is ending so I'm canceling the 3rd essay assignment"

[lois @loismd4]

@BiggyHaysack Yes.

[lois @loismd4]

I got carded to buy a cucumber once. They had to check I was 18. True story!

[lois @loismd4]

Hit the quan right now or you have to leave!

[captain brittle @BiggyHaysack]

The day I go to Arby’s will be the same day that I betray my family

[lois @loismd4]

GARLIC PARMESAN FRIES

[lois @loismd4]

Hoping my crying in front of everyone twice this year cancels out next

[lois @loismd4]

This is the worst timeline

[telegramdotcom @telegramdotcom]

Worcester election results: Former school boss Maureen Binienda is back, winning spot on School Committee https://t.co/PO6AD5Ub7R @jeffchamer @RickCinclair #Worcester