Daz

[Daz @loki1968]

@netmnp "found in a corner"

[Jamison Daniel @AntiquarianMuse]

This is BRILLIANT.

[Parody FIA @FIAsteward]

The @fia can confirm Lewis Hamilton will receive a 5 second time penalty at the Hungarian GP.

The reason for the penalty will be established nearer the time.

[David Nguyen @nguyen1033xa]

@AnnieForTruth Watch this video about Donald Trump's blatant corruption. We are talking about awarding illegal contracts, pay to play scheme, presidential pardons for cash, and Trump enriching his son Don Jr. It's pretty brutal:

https://t.co/ah4fnYqZKR

[Rob Newman @mrrobnewman]

Early 2000s, I asked an unknown Bristol graffiti artist to paint me a canvas stage backdrop. He kindly did it for free, but when I fussily demanded a third bell on the clown hat, he charged £300. When I sold it next decade, however, I believe I may have recouped the £300.

[Daz @loki1968]

@SpannersReady Don't Sky just get what they are given by the f1 TV director? I don't think they control any of the visual feed.

[Samira Ahmed @SamiraAhmedUK]

Farewell Michael Keating. I came to appreciate his Vila Restal in Blake's 7 thanks to talking to @grahamkw about it on @squarewindowpod https://t.co/OOnUYyoJCU

[Reece @MrReeceballa]

Zack Polanski pictured with Dedra Meero, the architect of the Ghorman Massacre, disgusting.

[Daz @loki1968]

@F1WDC2021 @grok Not quite. You can't randomly select the same car - so the pool reduces after every selection.
You are actually interested in the chance of not being selected. With three cars that is 86.36%, your chance of not being inspected. With just two cars that chances rises to 90.9%.

[Henry Winkler @hwinkler4real]

Me

[PaulleyTicks @PaulleyTicks]

BREAKING: Donald Trump meets privately with Kash Patel and Pete Hegseth to assure them their jobs are secure, amidst swirling rumors that they may be the next cabinet members to be fired.

[Mark Hammond @MarkHam80780803]

“War is raging and the galaxy is in chaos. Where is Vader?”
“He’s on social media slagging off Bruce Springsteen, sir.”

[BBC Newsnight @BBCNewsnight]

“I think it’s completely illegal… it’s a small group of maniacs who decided they’re going to do that.”

Talking Heads founding member David Byrne discusses US military strikes on Iran and whether artists have an ability to impact politics.

#Newsnight

[Stu Cameron @stucam7771]

I know son, but some people didn’t like her laugh…

[William Shatner @WilliamShatner]

Ladies, gentlemen, SWs fans…😝
I have explored space.
I have explored time.
Now… I explore distortion.
Yes. You read that correctly.
I am releasing a HEAVY METAL album.
Thirty-five metal virtuosos. Thunderous guitars. Chaos with purpose.
Covers of legends like Black Sabbath, Iron Maiden, and Judas Priest — and a few originals forged in the same cosmic fire.
This project is, quite literally, a gathering of forces. Loud imagination. Honest intensity. Unapologetic exploration.
At 94, one does not slow down. One turns the volume up.
So prepare yourselves.
We are about to boldly headbang where no one has headbanged before. 🤘
Stay tuned. The metal voyage begins this year.

[Rob B @RobBfromDerby]

“Ted, would you like to pretend to be in a shadow cabinet with me?”

[Ben Goldacre @bengoldacre]

How you pop to the shops, if it's minus 64° Celsius in your town. This is what I want from the internet, and culture: other people's fascinating lives. Not lies about crime in London invented by boring racists.

https://t.co/xNzf1CG5lA

[Randall Munroe @xkcd]

Greenland Size https://t.co/sVOFz8bztp

[Daractenus @Daractenus]

It took a European journalist to finally ask this neo-nazi monster the kind of questions American journalists have failed to ask her on a daily basis for almost a year now.

[Rt Hon Sir Peter Mannion MP @MatthewHawxe]

New haircut and makeover: £900
Six months of Mounjaro: £1500
Social media campaign: £3000

Defection speech left on photocopier: PRICELESS
😅🤣😅😂