Loki Beaker

God's Greatest Creation

[Loki Beaker @loki_beaker]

@VidcundCurious No, we haven't.

[Loki Beaker @loki_beaker]

@VidcundCurious Gee, Vidcund, at least @ my Twitter handle when you talk about me.

[Loki Beaker @loki_beaker]

Get yourself a husband who makes you squid and phytoplanktion (new species, from my own lab) soup when you're sick. #CirceBeakerTheLuckiestOfAllPartners

[Loki Beaker @loki_beaker]

Not everyone would buy their wife a Nintendo Switch, an inflatable footbath, a year's supply of nail polish remover, and a bunch of horse stickers to cheer her up while she is sick, but I like to set the bar high. #StellarHusbands

[Loki Beaker @loki_beaker]

The only reason I have been so silent on here is because gracing you with my existence too much would result in you not appreciating how much you aren't even worth it. #Idontwantyoutobecomegreedy #orbelievemytweetsarentexceptional #perfectlyperfect

[Loki Beaker @loki_beaker]

@VidcundCurious @PascalCurious @CrystalVu13 I can.

[Loki Beaker @loki_beaker]

@circebeaker ...except for the great Loki Beaker, of course. 😏

[Loki Beaker @loki_beaker]

@VidcundCurious @PascalCurious Can't lose what you never had, Curious.

[Loki Beaker @loki_beaker]

@VidcundCurious @circebeaker I know, but she can.

[Loki Beaker @loki_beaker]

@VidcundCurious @circebeaker This is terrifying. Please take this down before it's burned into my retinas.

[Loki Beaker @loki_beaker]

Today is the perfect day to spend with the most amazing person in the entire universe...anyone got a mirror? #perfectionthynameisloki

[Loki Beaker @loki_beaker]

@VidcundCurious @circebeaker I don't think she wants to put anything into your house.

[Loki Beaker @loki_beaker]

One time I made the best steak in the universe...Circe bit into it and cried. #stellarchef #whoneedsmaxcookingskill

[Loki Beaker @loki_beaker]

@circebeaker I don't want that thing in the castle.

[Loki Beaker @loki_beaker]

@circebeaker What the fuck, Circe?

[Loki Beaker @loki_beaker]

@PascalCurious I don't want to know how you came to that conclusion, dorkzilla.

[Loki Beaker @loki_beaker]

How about "no"? #BetterthantheCuriousBrothers

[Loki Beaker @loki_beaker]

Let's all applaud @circebeaker for her stellar taste in men. (Besides Vidcund, of course.) #applaudherbrieflythenswitchbacktome

[Loki Beaker @loki_beaker]

@VidcundCurious @PascalCurious Don't get used to it.

[Loki Beaker @loki_beaker]

@PascalCurious You must be well-hydrated, Curious.

[Loki Beaker @loki_beaker]

@PascalCurious I won't believe anything less than twenty hours.