KilljoyDarkfire

Just a random dude

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@MyBandRomance Please do you're literally the only reason I'm still on twitter lol

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@MyBandRomance. You on threads yet?

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Update on my package at 6:15 over an hour delay 'your package has been delayed and will be delivered monday' fucking thanks!

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Today in horrific torture, I've been sat on my door step for 2 hours waiting for a delivery due 1 hour ago by a company who famously make very little effort to even ring the doorbell...also I need to poop

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How do I politely tell ali express to stop suggesting penis plushies at me?

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How did James Bond become the best spy ever when he's so fast to tell people his name it became his catchphrase, 80% of his problems are solved by luck, the last 20% because he was given an oddly specific gadget.

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I just decided I hate the word 'eighth' it doesn't look like a damn word!

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Lol white people cosplaying as the little mermaid gonna start being accused of white washing.

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new fave darwin award, dude called an ambulance as hed been stabbed paramedics find him dead, knife on the floor...his knife, he wanted to see if his new jacket was stab proof....it was not.

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I hate peoples attitude about super rich like they aint trying to get there. "they should use their money to help people" 1, why? and 2, they do, like most of the richest people either donate millions to charities or RUN charities, what you mean is "they should give money to me"

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@didyouknowgamin Concerned Ape the sole dev behind stardew vally would personally fix your corrupted save files if you sent them to him

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instead of trying to find the lil white X on the white background can we make a rule that mobile ads just close when they are done

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@AJemaineClement i dont think they know how flags work

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everyone with glasses has done this at least once, looked for their glasses while wearing them, my question is why, like why do our brains do that? ive used my phone to find my phone before!!

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@Adobe why is photoshop £20 a month but photoshop AND lightroom £10?

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does anyone else get "notification anxiety"? like for some reason a comment/post gets popular so you start getting a lot of notifications and you worry every single one is someone mad at you for some reason giving you crap?

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@wol_lay new project, cube world omega, so you have just abandoned the origional?

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@RockLeeSmile this is annoying because its exactly why games are so expensive these days, game comes out thats popular, they charge more everyone else matches it...then Biomutant has a laugh

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@GeorgeTakei @elonmusk @EndWokeness this just shows no matter who hates us we hate ourselves more

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@JohnCleese the cat, is named fish?? is there a story there?