Lokismama

Alphabetizing savant, mama to one little trickster, wife, lover of true crime, history and laughing until I pee a little 😉

[Lokismama @Lokismama1]

@Twitter why are you refusing to post and/or deleting posts from indigenous water protectors & allies? #stopline3pipeline

[Lokismama @Lokismama1]

@trixiemattel my bangfest! https://t.co/SRnjo9c6Uz

[Lynnwood Police @LynnwoodPD]

Officers responded to a report of a kidnap victim in the area. Officers were able to locate the victim and one of the suspects. The victim was recovered and the suspect was taken into custody. Thank you to the SCSO, Edmonds PD, Mountlake Terrace PD, and Everett PD for the help

[Lokismama @Lokismama1]

@thatonequeen Every damn time and I'm ashamed 😉

[Vanderpump Rules @VanderpumpRules]

Katie Maloney and Tom Schwartz Share New Timeline for Having Kids After Considering Making a "Quarantine Baby" As Vanderpump Rules Stars Discuss Time Spent in Quarantine

#VanderpumpRules #PumpRules #KatieMaloney #TomSchwartz https://t.co/AOX2q2wjsn

[Lokismama @Lokismama1]

Saw a show about frog jumping&they showed the wall of fallen champs in the bar where they https://t.co/Tn1RVbzxqS bcame complte whn I saw this name, Rosie The Ribbeter.Wht will ever top that?nothing is the answer.Disagree?thn cash me outside in front of the turtle memorial wall🤷‍♀️

[Lokismama @Lokismama1]

My 83 year old Mama is spending the 1st Thanksgiving of her life alone.She also lost a child this year & due 2 covid she hasn't been able to properly grieve.If she can get thru this w/ZERO complaints I don't want to hear a whisper from anyone re:their quarantine Thanksgiving

[Lokismama @Lokismama1]

@RawBeautyKristi You'll never be bored or suffer for a lack of laughter 😉 also wanderlust is an issue especially if left unrequited 😬 I've never had the money to travel like my ❤ wants and probably won't and it sucks.funny feeling ur kiddo will not be left wanting 🥰

[Lokismama @Lokismama1]

@flynnresn I feel like this might not age well 😉

[Lokismama @Lokismama1]

@pardonmycrumbs Who else was on the toilet when they found out? 😜

[Lokismama @Lokismama1]

@flynnresn I just screamed that into a pillow

[Lokismama @Lokismama1]

@flynnresn Adopt a dog and train the shit out if it. You're welcome 😜

[Lokismama @Lokismama1]

@flynnresn Now I'm worried that ur worried

[Lokismama @Lokismama1]

@flynnresn Watch "sex in the city " season 1 episode 1 where they covered it extensively but obviously do it in an ironic fashion and wearing a fedora🤷‍♀️

[Lokismama @Lokismama1]

@flynnresn Spill that tea 👀👀👀👀

[Lokismama @Lokismama1]

@flynnresn I think if you simply wore a wacky inflatable tube guy costume that problem would be no longer. You're welcome in advance 😜

[Lokismama @Lokismama1]

@flynnresn I kinda do......😬

[Lokismama @Lokismama1]

@TorridFashion @xoBetseyJohnson your new collab literally brought on tears of joy!But whyd it have 2 wait until I no longer have disposable income cuz Im a once glam&luscious lady&now a boring but still luscious sahm.🙌 that floral coat w/fur trim. What i wouldn't give?!?!🤷‍♀️😍

[Lokismama @Lokismama1]

@Wendle__ @RawBeautyKristi It isn't. Y'all just have better chocolate (Canada too)thats why I load up whenever we visit our family in Manitoba 🤤😉😍🍫🇨🇦

[Lokismama @Lokismama1]

@valleygal818 @LisaVanderpump I was watching this and my dogs were in the other room and as soon as that poor pup started crying out they blew through the door looking for the source.I hope the authorities do the same thing to this p.o.s once she's identified 🤬🤬🤬