Flynn

Handsome Rat Bastard

[Flynn @flynnresn]

just hustling till diet coke finally sponsors me.

[Flynn @flynnresn]

There was something rather dystopian about me watching the debate on TikTok live

[Flynn @flynnresn]

This summer has single-handedly lowered my standards so hard… like wdym you have a job 😍😍😍 awooga

[Flynn @flynnresn]

“No response is a response” I scream in my head for the millionth time as blood spurts out of my eyes

[Flynn @flynnresn]

Clocking in on these dating apps like it’s my fucking profession

[Flynn @flynnresn]

I need to start wearing a shirt that says “I AM TRANS” so the dolls stop thinking I’m a chaser

[Flynn @flynnresn]

If my friends don’t despise the girl I’m talking to I’m obviously not doing something right #help

[Flynn @flynnresn]

Checking my bank account is exposure therapy

[Flynn @flynnresn]

One of my biggest fears is that I won’t cry when my future wife walks down the aisle like why is there so much pressure

[Flynn @flynnresn]

Is it bad that one of the best things about me ending my most recent hook up was the fact that she wouldn’t be hitting my vape anymore?

[Flynn @flynnresn]

I’m back, why is my home page completely flooded with porn?

[Flynn @flynnresn]

GOD IS SO GOOD!!!!

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

14 songs, 2 features, 1 incredibly thin supermodel. The Blonde & Pink Albums drop this summer!

Pre-save “C’mon Loretta,” my new single from the Blonde Album https://t.co/2Hgxd9t1MI out next Friday🎾

[Flynn @flynnresn]

discovered what EQUINOX is today, very freaked out

[Piccolo @sevenpixs]

Got my stem player ready to go #DONDA2

[Flynn @flynnresn]

happy feet has an oscar i think i’m going to throw up

[Flynn @flynnresn]

my house is famous you guys!!!

[Seattle Fire Dept. @SeattleFire]

4000 block of Corliss Ave N: Fire extinguished and no injuries reported. Incident is under investigation.

[Flynn @flynnresn]

god is like a hs drama teacher so obvi who his favorites are

[Flynn @flynnresn]

COVID jumped the shark

[Flynn @flynnresn]

hey @jetblue go fuck yourself

[Flynn @flynnresn]

the closest i’ve ever been to death is going down those stupid tiny spiral staircases

[Flynn @flynnresn]

orange is the new black season two is a masterpiece in the history of television production