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first latina of all time

[goob @biggoobz]

spike jonze return to film and you will be reincarnated as a lotus flower

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

Zendaya stars in On’s ‘Shape of Dreams’ campaign.

Directed by Spike Jonze.

[Elizabeth Warren @SenWarren]

I have questions for MrBeast.

[Punch Drunk Luke @WwwLukethoughts]

Source tells me Timothee is stable.

Please god

[Ali @haramcart]

Trump likes Mamdani so much he decided to do the next 9/11 in Los Angeles instead

[Wacketay the Woke Sultan @Wacketayy]

$300 dollar oil barrels #TrustTheAyatollahsPlan

[🖤 @chrisisclueless]

When America Balkanizes I will go back home to fight in the Californian Revolutionary Army under General Gwyneth Paltrow as a tactical astrologer

[danielle @emodoII]

yall be like “i can’t believe the mexico government allows the cartel to run mexico” like if our u.s government isn’t doing the same with these white supremacist incels that commits a mass shooting every month. y’all are so weird when it comes to mexico and i hate it.

[Bill Gates @BillGates]

From poop water to poop perfume, I’m amazed by the innovation that’s underway in the field of sanitation: https://t.co/860qVmc277

[Cam @harleybaghdad]

I don’t want to live in Rape World anymore

[Polling USA @USA_Polling]

America today if Al Gore became President in 2000

[Benny Feldman @Feldfrog]

Dude, I love your opinions!!! They remind me of state media

[goob @biggoobz]

going on linkedin and seeing everyone praise the netflix warner bros deal vs coming on twitter and everyone begging lina khan to come back #ImmaKirkLinkedIn #TwitterIsMyHome

[tara houska ᔖᐳᐌᑴ @zhaabowekwe]

The death of human relationship to nature begets the death of human empathy for everything.

[Маделейн . @normalmadeline]

Found an adorable comment on NYT cooking

[goob @biggoobz]

off topic but when did elon get fillers and a co2 laser treatment

[The Intellectualist @highbrow_nobrow]

Elon Musk: …Eventually, all life on Earth will be destroyed by the sun. It's gradually expanding, we do at some point have to be a multi-planetary civilization because Earth will be incinerated… @Acyn

[goob @biggoobz]

lmao at john stanton getting booed at the ichiro number retirement cerimony

[John Thyroid @banay_john]

It probably feels good af to drive a Subaru to an REI

[Cincinnati Zoo @CincinnatiZoo]

Happy 3rd Birthday to Fritz the hippo!!!

[goob @biggoobz]

kumon monsters is instantly entering the vernacular

[_s.a.m.e.m.e.m.e_ @st_louis_stan]

Not going to lie, very depressing to see our hallowed western university system turn into a network of Striver Universities for intellectually incurious exam maxxing Kumon monsters

[Joe Veyera @JoeVeyera]

there are castles everywhere for those with the eyes to see