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learner and yearner

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the children may yearn for the mines but lauren yearns for the textile factory

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Calling women stupid sluts but in a feminist way

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Today I learned that I took a seminar in college with the former guitarist of Geese

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Experience Mariners Baseball

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He literally ... wore that one 🤯

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Sorry the Florence/hockey discourse is giving theater kid victim complex

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@chlorinemommy Doesn’t necessarily account for the academic factors that make people choose D3, but I definitely imagine Vanderbilt, Northeastern, UCLA, etc wouldn’t have a problem attracting talented men who want academic rigor

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@chlorinemommy Yes I’ve had so many thoughts about this: there’s fewer mid major D1 men’s programs for title ix reasons, so there’s a trickle down to D3 where a lot of the women who are at that level out of high school go to mid major D1 programs

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@sanlosesharks Crossover event Summer and Sarah mentioned

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How it feels to be a college swim coach rn

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Put some fish sauce in my tofu curry tonight. And added some cilantro I already had from making corn salad the other day. Did it all in one pot too

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Next season of the white lotus should feature a swim team on training trip

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@sanlosesharks Bay Area cope

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2026 will be the year of Seahawks sb + Ms World Series + sonics return speaking it into existence

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@sanlosesharks Actually being a leftist means you have to give up on any kind of joy. If you experience happiness you are working for the oppressor

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anyway! highly recommend the end of sport podcast for anyone interested in sports but leftistly

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@sanlosesharks I know nothing about hockey can I be a guest on your pod

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@chlorinemommy LOVE UR SUIT

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Feeling inspired to sportspost more hope this goes well

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That tortilla may be low in carbs but it is full of sadness

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if i had a nickel for every time someone i went to high school with joined a rationalist AI cult and killed someone, id have two nickels. which isn’t a lot but it’s really fucking weird that it happened twice

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for smart jocks

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