Sassy Pants

Beyonce for president

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My iphone battery goes down more than my ratchet ex friend.

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take note bitches

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in case you forgot, there's a button for that

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girls at parties are twerking upside down like they're getting paid but when they have to present a project in class they are "too shy"

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someone needs to perform an exorcism on Miley Cyrus

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Best. Caption. Ever. #MileyCyrus

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Winner of best reaction to the #MileyCyrus performance is...

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if mosquitos would start sucking fat instead of blood I could finally sit outside eating donuts all day

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me in the hallway at school

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I hope I randomly get super hot in the next year or two and everyone is just like "oh shit"

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teacher: what do you want to be when you grow up?

me: Beyonce

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my music taste ranges from ghetto black girl to depressed white girl

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I'm 99.9% sure I'm the ugly friend