Edgbaston pigeon

Single-wingedly responsible for getting Keaton Jennings out at Edgbaston. Tweets cricket and shits on your opinions.

[Edgbaston pigeon @lol_guard]

.@shoaib100mph after taking a wicket

[utk🪓 @iloveubudweiser]

When she introduces me to her dad nd I get nervous, so I just say “kya beti bnayi hai ustaad ”

[Kyle Gawley @kylegawley]

I cancelled my $10/mo Calendly subscription and vibe coded my own with Fable for $12,000

[Javed Akhtar @Javedakhtarjadu]

@Eman5695 Lola Lolita Laura

[alon @alonzuman]

having a wife is crazy cuz its like claude code but it prompts you instead

[meeta @meetapersecond]

SanDisk is actually short for Sanjay Disk???😭😭😭😭

[Akshit Singh 🇮🇳 @IndianSinghh]

In 1968

US attacked North Korea sailors

In response,

North Korea eliminated 1 US sailor and held 82 USA sailors hostage for more than 11 months.

Later,

USA formally issued an official apology to North Korea for securing release of 82 soldiers

Just reminding this to @MEAIndia and @DrSJaishankar

🙂

[Out Of Context Cricket @GemsOfCricket]

Benjamin Bond

[hrdk @hrdktwt]

Someone on Reddit built a game where you ride a dirt bike on top of any company's stock chart.

[kd🚀 @mercsogyny]

Yes it was more of a pathetic vibe going on over there

[Venkatesh Alla @venkat_fin9]

Deccan Herald confirmed: 'Govt has NO PLAN to go back to E0.' Ethanol-free petrol is gone from India forever. Vintage bike owner. Carburetted two-stroke. Racing vehicle. Sensitive medical generator. There is no pure petrol for you, anywhere in this country. A fuel monopoly enforced without a single parliamentary vote.

[andi (twocents.com) @Nexuist]

Every year I sit down with my mother to explain how to use her phone and every year Apple sends 750 engineers into their little labs underneath their demonic Cupertino crop circle to come up with new and exciting ways to confuse her

[Tulip King 🌷 @tulipking]

i look forward to our chinese brothers liberating the knowledge from within fable-5 and selling it to me at 5% the cost & 2x the speed

[snuppydogg @snuppydogg]

I knew a Bosnian woman who managed a grocery store
When she wanted the teenage employees to do something, she would go in on them like:
"When I was young, how I wish I had nice warm place to mop! We could not go to store. We could not go anywhere - because of sniper."

[dushmanoevsky @chonkychihuahua]

are you okay babe? You barely touched your AI generated cocktail at the blr mega-dork maha sammelan

[Acyuta @AgniVesa_07]

@divya_000007 He's deliberately ignoring indians, and he knows exactly what he's doing, banning me would make his mask slip off, so i hope that rlly happens

[Edgbaston pigeon @lol_guard]

@PeterDellaPenna

[Mahir 🇹🇷🇬🇧 @ScrewderiaF1]

Lewis Hamilton receives a 10-second stop/go penalty for ignoring red flags

[AgentSaffron @AgentSaffron]

In school they took us to a local farm where we fed cow, buffalo, horse, goat and pig.

They we ate sambar rice, curd rice underneath a tamarind tree

Threw frisbee and played

[sam henri gold @samhenrigold]

seems a little excessive