Zainab

[Zainab @lola_tiny]

My mom passed away on Thursday night. 3 things are comforting me right now:

1) she died cancer free
2) she truly fought. 12 years of chemo on and of.
3) we were with her in her last moments (all the kids and dad)

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

"How do you know all the work gossip? You don't talk to anyone"
Me all day:

[greg @gandalf_thegreg]

toddlers to people with deformities in the grocery store

[Smart 6ix9ine @Smart6ix9]

Never skip a low quality video

[໊ @chappellrma]

Parents: “We don’t have a favorite child”

Ancelotti:

[Gerard 💻 @tweetbyg]

This is the funniest low quality video I have ever seen😂😆😆😭😭. This guy and his cameraman won’t do forest interviews ever 😆😆😭😭😭

[Big Mama, your ARM! @AshleyShyMiller]

Baby, he paid her to do this. That’s his kink.

[Pere Egbi ✊🏾 @PereEgbi]

Dear South Africa, it’s YOUR JOB to support your National team. We do not want to take that away from you too.

[𝕄𝕒_ℤ𝕠𝕟𝕕𝕠 @Nomagugu_xo]

I have zero respect for parents who leave their children behind just to go live with a boyfriend or girlfriend. Some priorities will never make sense to me.

[Luna M ✨ @tiredfeminist_]

But you’re not with ba bangwe, you’re with your girlfriend. Celebrate her without feeling the need to compare her to imaginary people.

[Mwanamukazhi @kasubasikamo_]

Problem pano mwalibelela ukumishinga amfi.

Mumona kwati bonse banenu.

[W 🇵🇹 @_common_W_]

Me explaining Cristiano that a double hattrick is now a must against Doctor Congo

[L. @lola_oyetoro]

Jonasi Gomora was operating on a level of madness that deserves academic study. 😭😂

This man was sleeping with his brother’s girlfriend/side chick, got his wife to sign divorce papers, reconciled with her immediately after, dumped the side chick after reconciling with his wife and children, went back to the side chick, got her pregnant with twins, then moved on to his daughter’s friend — a girl who was practically a daughter in the household.

As if that wasn’t enough, he was also sleeping with his brother’s wife… who later turned out to not actually be his brother’s wife but his childhood lover and original second wife, with whom he had a grown daughter. The child everyone thought belonged to his brother was actually his. 😭

What’s truly insane is that Joyce (his wife) and us, the viewers, were discovering these secrets together. Every episode felt like a group therapy session where we all found out our husband was mad at the exact same time. 😂😭

His approach to life was simple:

You’re pregnant? Children are a blessing.

You want to get married? No problem.

You lost a baby? You’ll heal and have another.

Got an STI? “I’m not dying today.” 😂

Need a house? Done.

Flowers? Absolutely.

You won’t give him what he wants when he’s in the mood? He has hands. 😭😂

You point a gun at him? Obviously you’re trying to kill yourself because his delusional mind cannot comprehend that anyone would want to kill him. You love him too much. 😭

It takes a truly dangerous level of grandiosity to look at a woman actively plotting your downfall and conclude:

“Poor thing. She’s struggling with the thought of losing me.”

😭😭😭

The moment you become an obstacle, he’s already onto the next woman.

You know a man is Evil Pro Max when all the women involved eventually stop competing with one another and start comforting each other.

At some point, the wives, exes, side chicks and baby mamas all realized they were victims of the same community project. 😭

And the replacement cycle was legendary:

Essie (his childhood lover and original second wife) was replaced with someone younger.

Joyce (his wife) was cheated on with someone younger.

Matipa (the side chick with the twins) thought she had won and secured her place as second wife, only to discover she was actually third wife… and then got replaced by someone even younger — his daughter’s friend. 😭😭😭

Every woman thought she was different.

Every woman thought she was the exception.

Every woman eventually discovered she was part of a rotation.

The man wasn’t building relationships.

He was running a relay race. 😂😭

The only people this weyrey didn’t sleep with were the maid, the mother-in-law, and us the viewers. 😭

Very, very mad man.

But beyond the madness, the writers did something remarkable with this series. What could have been a simple story about infidelity became a fascinating study of narcissism, manipulation, ego, power, and the emotional damage one charismatic man can leave in his wake.

The most impressive thing wasn’t even Jonasi’s endless scandals. It was how every woman was written with enough depth that you understood why she stayed, why she left, why she forgave, or why she fought.

You spend the entire series angry at Jonasi, shocked by Jonasi, laughing at Jonasi, and somehow still waiting to see what fresh nonsense Jonasi will do next.

The man is exhausting.

The writing is addictive.

And the chaos is elite.

Now I hear the series is based on a novel.

I must find it and read it because clearly the author woke up one day and decided peace was overrated. 😭😂

#ThePolygamist

[Zainab @lola_tiny]

"I used to be a "he was the one who broke our vows" till I was in the situation where she knew about me... So now it's fuck them both and they can suck on the same dick.. you don't get a pass hoe.." .. I agree ‼️

[small waist, pretty face 🫦 @oddettem]

Not Dora The Explora asking us this.

[ModernDay Laqhasha @uKilla_K]

@sunraysandstuff SFEBE🤣🤣

[Lion @LionInCrisis]

tf that got to do with me?!

[AARONATION 👽 @AARONATION_M]

An American just called the hydration break "the end of first quarter".

[𝐠𝐚𝐛𝐢𝐭𝐡𝐚 @igabitha]

The volturi

[Gimba Kakanda @gimbakakanda]

We played today. In fact, the whole of Africa did, and we beat you mercilessly, with the help of our brother Julián Quiñones. We will be playing in Czech and South Korean jerseys in the coming days. Nonsense. 😂