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[Science girl @sciencegirl]

This guy built a roller coaster to stop his fish getting bored

[sydney @squid_bees]

once i asked my dad his favorite color and he said “who gives a shit”

[grace @gracefishlove]

idk i think the elephant really ties the room together

[Conspiratorial Templates @mynamehear]

I bet this hits hard if you're stupid as fuck

[tay 🖤 @tayylorrmaee]

"don't bring guns to a protest"

[BonkDaCarnivore @BonkDaCarnivore]

All of these people were given pardons.

[Acyn @Acyn]

Reporter: Do you think it would have been fitting to lower the flags for Melissa Hortman who was killed as well?

Trump: Uh, I’m not familiar, who?

[MaggieMay 🇨🇦🇪🇺🇮🇪 @CailinasEirinn]

No, this is.

[2joser2loser @joserloser]

I don't love America. I love hot dogs.

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

ㅤ

[monica @waystarroyhoe]

winning a grammy for being hater lowkey the most inspired i've felt in a while

[Meg @_meganmayhem]

Proof that violence is always the answer.

[cockwhore @dicclickerr]

if i had a boyfriend i would perform science experiments on it

[Ash @newashcamp]

The first step to recovery is addiction

[໊ @user0000O0]

this year felt like being awake during surgery

[edgyalbert @edgyalbert]

Unlikely. She is probably standing over her kitchen sink eating a rotisserie chicken with her bare hands

[jynx @jynxbby]

"fatherless behavior" actually i have a dad, i’m just a terrible woman