Laura E Newman

I am a walking work of art. Things haven't always been easy, but I make my life what I want it. I am always changing. so follow me on this crazy ride.

[Laura E Newman @lolaelleSTAR]

Hi @SmithsonianChan please make a season two of the @juliemontagu show please!! I need more!!!! Give me more American Aristocrat Guide to Great Estates!!! I AM BEGGING YOU!!!

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I am absolutely buzzing about the #gildedagehbo season finale. My roommate thought I was watching sports how I was yelling at the tv. Legit is now my favorite show. Please run for a long time.

[Laura E Newman @lolaelleSTAR]

Not hard to get engaged and move through life if mommy and daddy pay all your bills and life is just handed to you on a sliver spoon.

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I really just feel like a really good hug from @MusicKillsKate wouldn’t solve all of my problems but definitely most of them.

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It must be fucking awesome to be able to eat whenever you want and not have your body shut down when you try to.

[Laura E Newman @lolaelleSTAR]

I’ll never get to have my biggest dream come true while some people who definitely shouldn’t be moms have it come so easily. All because I fell in love with someone who can’t have kids and we’re not rich enough to fix it. God I hate this day.

[Laura E Newman @lolaelleSTAR]

I guess I just don’t get to be a mom. #infertilityproblems

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@TheGoldbergsABC Juggalo Transit Patrol

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Don’t make a deal with the devil especially if he’s senile.

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@bbcdoctorwho Um when Rory waited like a million and a half years protecting Amy Duh!

[Laura E Newman @lolaelleSTAR]

Why does everyone else get to be a wife and mother but I don’t? I guess I just don’t deserve it. And I’m not sure I ever will.

[Laura E Newman @lolaelleSTAR]

Anxiety getting to me. @KristenBell comes in my head “hey Laura, let’s just do the next right thing.” So I got up to start the dishes. Thanks Anna and Kristen!

[Laura E Newman @lolaelleSTAR]

I just want to be wanted.

[Laura E Newman @lolaelleSTAR]

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Your Homophobia Isn't A 'Difference Of Opinion,' It's Hate https://t.co/N0urYTkRi4

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People Have Just Realised James Corden Doesn't Actually Drive During Carpool Karaoke https://t.co/AcFDyIce7u

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Architect Spends 45 Years Transforming An Old Abandoned Cement Factory Into A Fairy Tale Home https://t.co/kdZqkiM7Ie