Lord Voldenort✨

✨Rohtehra’sátste✨ #SF49ERS🤘🏽#sadsatanwolfgirl #lgrw #yes

[Lord Voldenort✨ @lolalanort]

Bi onicle

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every woman is bi. it's your job to find out if it's sexual, polar, or onicle

[Lord Voldenort✨ @lolalanort]

OK??

[Lord Voldenort✨ @lolalanort]

Earlier I asked about *celebrating new years as the year 2024 to 2025 on the calendar* ?? and basically asked ME (the adult) if *enjoying the show on nye* counts as celebrating.. if we turn over the new year when we stir our ashes…

[Lord Voldenort✨ @lolalanort]

I said to my kid..

“It’s 2025?? Yayyyy!”

And he said

“Mhmm…”

Lmao bruh I love him 🫶🏽

[Lord Voldenort✨ @lolalanort]

Does 17 embarrassing things a day, so “embarrassed about how I feel, and let people make me feel” is just a # on a list 🫶🏽

[Lord Voldenort✨ @lolalanort]

On November 23rd at 10ish pm.. Rohtehra’sátste listened to Big D and the Kids Table (New England) and said “that was a good one”

🫡

[Lord Voldenort✨ @lolalanort]

Current crisis:

My algorithm keeps showing random “post cat pictures” things .. and I can’t help but participate (thus keeping the sick cycle of the algorithm going 🙃)

[Lord Voldenort✨ @lolalanort]

29 in a 27 yr old truck 🥹

[Lord Voldenort✨ @lolalanort]

Imagine crying because you’re never going to hear your favourite band live ever again 💔

[Lord Voldenort✨ @lolalanort]

Befriending my cousin Nathan only because he appreciates my humour, and I need someone to talk good amounts of nonsense with and can appreciate each other for it. Is nonsense a category in genetics?

[Lord Voldenort✨ @lolalanort]

Then when they do again, I continue to not participate but appreciate the closure of knowing it still exists 🤣

[Lord Voldenort✨ @lolalanort]

I never even read or reply to anything in my family inbox….. but every time they don’t write something weird for a few days in it… I get all weird like DID THEY START A DIFFERENT ONE WITHOUT ME?!?

[Lord Voldenort✨ @lolalanort]

I found the song. But considering the 10 second meme posted had the vocals taken out, and slowed down the tempo of the song…. Made it rly challenging lmao

It was worth it 🫠

[Lord Voldenort✨ @lolalanort]

Rewarded myself with laying on my couch to doom scroll abit after writing down an extensive list of things I want to clean/declutter………. To hear a random song playing in the background of a meme and spend an hour trying to find the song 😅

[Lord Voldenort✨ @lolalanort]

You ever watch birds do their thing, and then realize you’re kind of watching soft core porn.. and have to decide if you’re going to give them their privacy, or declare yourself a bird pervert and continue to enjoy it 🤯🤯🤯🤯

[Lord Voldenort✨ @lolalanort]

It didn’t help me solve my current predicament, but I was able to troubleshoot and try before fully accepting defeat !

[Lord Voldenort✨ @lolalanort]

Reddit is cool because 100% of the time.. someone alrdy asked the question you have, and you can just find a whole thread of rly helpful answers or solutions

[Lord Voldenort✨ @lolalanort]

@dirtnita If you only have bills on you, just ask for a dollar less in gas (ask for 39 give 40).. same for when you use the machine too 🫡

[Lord Voldenort✨ @lolalanort]

Dancing days are here, but the agonized antagonist is still thawing with all the crazy shifty weather

[Lord Voldenort✨ @lolalanort]

Brought my niece to get a new piercing.. and she’s like “auntie… can you talk to the guy for me?? I’m scared”

Like bro wtf me too?!?!?