Jason John

@the_stiffys / @_lolboy69 / /

[Jason John @lolboy69]

Email:
FRIEND! CLICK ON THIS THING! CLICK ON THIS THING NOW WHICH WILL TAKE YOU TO OUR WEBSITE! IT’S URGENT! READ OUR WEBSITE WE MISS YOU!!!!

Website:
Um who tf are you what’s the password dipshit

[Jason John @lolboy69]

Guys how about this:

‘Maximum nut November’

— for charity

[Jason John @lolboy69]

@elonmusk @realDonaldTrump You seemed pretty happy to work with him a week ago.

[Jason John @lolboy69]

Are you REALLY gonna tell me that Mary and Joseph weren’t bangin

[Jason John @lolboy69]

If I was a drug cop I’d just arrest anyone still using an ATM

[Jason John @lolboy69]

Guys when I suck in and flex and tense my whole body up honestly I look amazing

The only problem is when I stop doing that

[Jason John @lolboy69]

If I was a dictator I would lean on dating app algorithms to stop revolutionaries from meeting and breeding and someone should make a film about this

[Jason John @lolboy69]

Hollywood must be absolutely buzzing right now. There would be only one word on every executive’s lips — #dirtman

[Jason John @lolboy69]

enjoying yet another quiet night deepfaking nudes of myself for LinkedIn

[Jason John @lolboy69]

I wish Hunter S. Thompson was around today.

[Jason John @lolboy69]

After a few days with a toddler I can totally understand why the Dursleys locked their kid under the stairs

[Jason John @lolboy69]

@BenKochan congratulations ben

[Jason John @lolboy69]

I wish we lived in a world where unsolicited vag pics were a problem.

There’d be no war

[Jason John @lolboy69]

Look guys I’m seeing a lot of jazz hats and I understand there’s a bit of awkwardness in the room right now but no that was not a typo — you have bought a ticket to see my Jizz Improvisation and yes it goes for 90 minutes so please just give it a chance

[Jason John @lolboy69]

Imagine if your Mum had won album of the year and your Dad had won the superbowl that would be hard

[Jason John @lolboy69]

Frusciante:
I’ve brought in a really cool song idea about love and life and the mysteries of the universe

Anthony: cool cool what if we made it about California

[Jason John @lolboy69]

Out today at Spotify dot com

https://t.co/AgdGkgtpe5

[Jason John @lolboy69]

PODCAST IDEA:
I just ask someone to look things up for me on the internet then me and the guest say “wow look at that”

Wait has this been done

[Jason John @lolboy69]

Jan 30.
https://t.co/8HvBlTjlSw

[Jason John @lolboy69]

How much would it cost to hire a hitman to kill themselves