Lorna Woolfson

Comedy Writer. Sitcom Mission Winner, Funny Women & BAFTA Rocliffe Finalist. Female Pilot Clubber, @iyfpodcast host. BAFTA Connect member .Rep:@imagine_talent

[Lorna Woolfson @lolcov]

3rd time lucky!! Delighted to be a @BAFTA Connect member 🎉 #BAFTAConnect

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I spend my life not doing the thing I need to be doing because I'm doing a thing I need to do.

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Can't wait to host this on Monday! https://t.co/Ykiy0aei0E

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My children are going to be 18 and 16 this year. What the fuck am I supposed to do with their baby teeth?

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The pen is writier than the sword!

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How I miss the days when a cough was just a cough and not also a wee

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Check out The Little Shop of Magic children's book by Alex Milway on @Kickstarter https://t.co/Jjf5obphr0

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@quantick 👏🏻

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@terri_dwyer Get in!! 🎉

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@quantick Something about Camels - yes I know it’s a reach!!

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@jennybeann12 Ah congrats to your boy too! 🎉x

[Lorna Woolfson @lolcov]

@jasonhooper99 I reckon he’d prefer you to just rap it for him live again!

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Just a bit very ridiculously proud of Coops getting called up by England for their Under 15’s GK camp!!!❤️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿⚽️🥅🤩

[Lorna Woolfson @lolcov]

Happy birthday to me
Going to vote (with ID)
I hope we get Starmer
Let’s get rid of Rishi

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@jasonhooper99 Come and see us soon! x

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I used to be fully human. I am now half snot and half itch!

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@jasonhooper99 No. Too raunchy.

[Lorna Woolfson @lolcov]

I remember it like it was yesterday but I like it so much more now it’s pink!

[Lorna Woolfson @lolcov]

Have thoroughly enjoyed being a reader for this. Congratulations to the finalists! 🎉

[Sitcom Mission @sitcommission]

👏🚀The 4 Scripts going to our Industry Final are…

All My Best Friends Are Metalheads (Amy Gray)
Mourning People (Sean Fee)
Strapped (Hannah Boyd-Piercey)
The Irish Goodbye (Adam Hannigan)

Fantastic work by all 6 of our writers at the Public Showcase - it was a tough call!

[It's Your Funeral Podcast @iyfpodcast]

New episode available now!! 🥳 @lolcov and @danofthemorrow talk all things death with @JoshBerryComedy ! Listen now wherever you get your podcasts.

[It's Your Funeral Podcast @iyfpodcast]

We had so much with the wonderful @mondaypunday ! Listen to the full episode of It’s Your Funeral, wherever you get your podcasts. #comedy #death #podcast