laugh at crohns

if you can't laugh at your disease, this may not be the tweets for you. #crohnie sense 2003 trying to keep the positive. join me. #crohns #ibd #humor

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I love putting on my Prednisone pants when I'm NOT on pred. I feel so skinny!! #wheresthebelt

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An outhouse at a fireworks show has the world's best cover up noise

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@FragrantGrace @crohnszone I hear ya there! But hey, 2 hours out of 1,344 hours isn't TOO bad right?😉 Hopefully they'll continue to make better treatment options #positiveside

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Then post injection...

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When it's time to pick a leg for your injection but both hurt already:

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When you walk into the hospital to visit a patient there and the staff all says hi and asks if I'm sick again:
"Nope, sometimes I come here just to practice"

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This could come in handy... But not on shoulder of I-90.

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@ellenlindsay_ I have 2 bedrooms and 4 toilets! A good 2 to 1 ratio.

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When your smart watch tells you "it's time to get moving," you've been on the toilet too long.

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Stress can be measured in units of bathroom stops. #crohnslogic

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@smanna750 @sarizabeth I have same reaction too. My wife works in the medical field and told me the name of that gauze like stuff but I forgot it now. But she said it's expensive so some nurses "forget you said that" and use the cheap stuff. Which is ridiculous! Just be loud and tell them u need it

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Every now and then I see a toilet that makes me say to myself, "oh man, I got to give that thing a try." This is one of those moments.

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If Prednisone was a gif:

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Looking ahead to my schedule next week I can either panic and run or face it head on.
If you need me, I'll be the guy running and screaming

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Irony is sitting in the bathroom, missing your tv show, and hearing the IBD commercial in the other room talking about missing out on events due to your disease.

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The first poop of 2018 felt like I lost 10 pounds. My new year's #resolutions had budgeted that to take all year. #aheadofthegame

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Crohn's disease is with an 's. That means if you come across a guy named Crohn you can tell him you found his stuff and would like to return it.

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@iiTasha_Rooii Sounds like you got a blessing in disguise. He ain't worth it. And, bonus, you didn't have to spend a evening with him! 😉😂

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I never use my health as an excuse not to go to the gym...

I have plenty of better excuses lined up for that.

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Hi oh! https://t.co/AxQpXHf9Rx

[Manoj Mehta MD @ginorthshore]

@lolcrohns That’s two kinds of “special delivery”.