Derek James

comedian / writer / from indianapolis

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all cool guys in Chicago are tall, but also balding

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@gatorngeorgia @benedictpolizzi Clearly you don’t know about Coach Rocco

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@marknorm Holy moly

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@Jerrythekid21 Dog she’s 56 stfu

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@benedictpolizzi Well well well look what the cat dragged in

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@benedictpolizzi guys only want one thing and it’s disgusting

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@Pacers @Wahlburgers is still mid

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just watching a group of white dudes go 1 for 4 dapping each other up at the gym

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Things I don’t like now that I’m in my 30’s, day drinking. Things I do like now that’s I’m in my 30’s, new tires.

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Just take a minute and listen to the shins

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Things I don’t like now that I’m 30,
music. Things that I do like now that I’m 30, sitting in front of a fan.

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@therecount @tedcruz The new blues brothers remake looks lame

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32 is just back pain and laundry

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@SotaSemi @benedictpolizzi Probably Instagram

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@benedictpolizzi This dude is definitely dead

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@moshekasher Cloudussy

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@benedictpolizzi Faomi Watts

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Go Colts

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@barstoolsports @chefdonnyy https://t.co/wr0ksJA4pa

[benny polizzi @benedictpolizzi]

soup season has arrived

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@benedictpolizzi my roomba screams for it’s life when it’s stuck on a chair