Ming Ming the Monkey

Your daliy dose of comedy from Ming Ming the monkey. Enjoy fuckers!

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All those hoes

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to eat, and the other is a watermelon.

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What's the difference between Harry potter and a Jew, harry comes out of the chamber

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What's the difference between a Jew and Santa, Santa goes down the chimney

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How do you get a group of jews into a car? Roll a penny in. How do you get them out? Tell them Hitlers driving.

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2 car pile up in mexico 48 died

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What are 3 things you can't give a nigger? A black eye, a fat lip and a job.

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What is the difference between a bucket of shit and a nigger? The bucket.

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My dick just died, can I bury it in your sweet monkey ass? #MingMingWheelzzzz

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@lolsimilarity Fuk u baud u r a pusy face Jew bag

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RT for a follow back you little bitches

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Ma wheelz is a squirter #wow

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Me and ma new wheelz #ftb

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Why don't niggers celebrate Thanksgiving?
Kentucky Fried Chicken isn't open on holidays

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I've got this black friend... just kidding.

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What do black men do after sex?
15 years to life. #monkeystoo #irapebitches

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Whats long and hard on a nigger? First grade.

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How does a black chick tell if she's pregnant? When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked.

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Do you raise chickens? Because you raise my cock. #mmmmm #bitchmonkeys