Lol dude

My life is a mess. A fun one thoe.

[Lol dude @LolDude987]

Professor: *Teaches us new material the day before the midterm*

Me: https://t.co/5v6dNCFemy

[Post Malone @PostMalone]

fuck you.

[Cade Onder @Cade_Onder]

this is fucking insane LMFAOOO

[™️Marcus  @TheMisterMarcus]

Insane tweet. 😂

[DEADLOCK PROJECT 8 @deadlock_8]

Deadlock Pizza Index grown up.

It looks like something is about to happen.

https://t.co/AzpXyi5DdK

[amy ⚢ 🐦‍⬛ @sister_ames]

holy fuck

[big content guy @bigcontentguy]

imagine being so excited to go see and spend time with your grandma just for her and all her village friends to hit you with the No Bitches chinese dance 😭

[Sean Strickland @SStricklandMMA]

To the legends out there destroying flock cameras I just want you to know America salutes you 🫡

[(+/-) @wasianterror]

emergency inch

[schizothotep @schizothotep]

whoever wrote that one gun and ball tweet must feel so vindicated every single day

[le.hl @0xleegenz]

Ford engineers coming back to work, realizing they did more than an AI ever could and still got fired

[RIAMUS @Riamus01]

Actual art

[felicity shagwell ੯‧̀͡⬮ ᡣ𐭩 @liIpochaco]

his sloppy ass fumbling out the front door like a resident evil villain

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

‘OBSESSION’ has grossed over $370M worldwide.

It will surpass ‘SINNERS’ tomorrow to become the highest grossing live-action original film of the 2020s.

[Sofoets @mosuyanagi]

does duel actually function as blackjack or is it just a weird bullshit factory

[Sean Strickland @SStricklandMMA]

Ill admit it. Im a warhammer 40k fan..

Amazon please for the love of the emperor dont fuck this up

You gay out everything you touch

Amazon "I present you with LOTR DEI edition" How do you fuck that up?!

If you ever have a long flight I recommend you listen to some 40k lore

[YourFavoriteGuy @guychristensen_]

Betrayal of the working class.

[Kaiser Shounen #SackNealMohan @YoungKaiser3]

"Yo man, I get where you coming from. But, I still wanna play the game cause its fun and its gonna be content. You go your way, I go mine."

Thats literally all homie needed to say instead of crashing out for no reason lol.

[mike @mxke_teo]

Goat approves

[Master Cheeks @WiggerMaggot]

Everybody talks about Tom Holland getting fictionally cucked by Zendaya but here’s James Gunn writing an entire show where his real life wife is getting ploughed by John fucking Cena