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virgo, she/her

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I’m so jealous of people who can poop in public and don’t feel any way about it

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I feel bad because I’m vaping in the stall and the person in the stall next to me is trying to poop but has a shy bladder. Baby girl I’m gonna be chilling for a minute, so sorry

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i don’t own the rights to this music

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I took a klonopin cause I was anxious and then drank 2 shots of espresso and now I’m feeling wavy at ikea™

[eat soup @jasminericegirl]

is he a good friend because we are good friends or is it because he wants to fuck me and he behaves differently as a result thus making me think we are good friends

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I cannot be looking at LinkedIn at the bar

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POV: it’s less than a half hour til close at the local pizza place. Homie is playing losing my religion off his phone. Everybody wants to die and feels extremely existential

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#NewProfilePic

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@elenambags No but I think he was there too???

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Omg who’s this bartender at excal I’ve literally never been here before (somehow) and I’ve decided I need to come here more

[Abby Lee Miller @Abby_Lee_Miller]

To those of you I follow… I HATE seeing swear words online. You have been warned!!!

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Man customer service is so dusty because people are WACK

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@Sherlexa5 Ummmm…none that’s not even my job. I work in sales.

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I am a grown adult who got written up for the first time in my life at work today for not stocking complimentary water bottles the right way. Nice.

[Hell Sloth (Hell Hell Baby) @PunishedHavoc]

Oh my bad bro you can just toss that in the trunk