The LOL Firm of Dick Butts & Ass.

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Just moved tables at a Skyline Chili because the family next to us were saying grace over coneys

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@JDVance Bro the shit you say is so dumb it gave the pope a stroke. A man who's heard the voice of God heard you speak and his brain said nah fuck this I'm out

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@GSchifanelli @ABC Were you having a stroke as you typed this? I felt like I was having one as I read it

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@RicksCEO @du6133 @Victorshi2020 Hahahahahaha

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@AP Hell really has frozen over, and we're living in it

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Michigan player names sound like someone too horny at brunch

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@funeralpig @superlameballs @meowinthekisser Checks out, poser

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Starting to wonder if mom is even her real name or if that's just a mom de plume

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It's funny that Republicans call the US a third world country when most of them wouldn't last a week in an actual third world country

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how I feel using my wife's hairdryer:

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@annvandersteel Some of the funniest shit I've ever read on twitter ❤️

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Can't wait for the "I Fucked the Dune Popcorn Bucket, Here's What Happened" think pieces to hit the internet

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@HubOtr https://t.co/cz8N4HaZyH

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@FOX19 Too be fare, their are two too a pair

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Turns out I'm allergic to swedish rock music. Every time I listen to it I break out in The Hives

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Issue 2 puff puff passes 💨

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@HubOtr Why does this guy talk like an AI trained on letters from serial killers

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Time never feels slower than it does when driving through northern Ohio

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hot boy summer is over, welcome to hot bottom autumn

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I think this news article is hitting on me

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@DJrudeboii I'd take one. Gotta put a flag down in every social media site as they all crumble