[boob surgery]
me: I’m so nervous
Bryon Noem: it’s gonna be ok don’t worry
[after surgery]
me, waking up: wait where’s Bryon
doctor: who do you think gave you the boobs
rt if you cry every time
@Grand_handsomer "The cops busted into his house and he used the footage in a music video. He has a right to do that,
and in this house Afroman is a hero.
NEW: Officer “Pound Cake” Cooley took the stand today and acted like he had no idea why he was being called Pound Cake.
Roll the tape!
Afroman’s attorney promptly reminded him.
Shawn Cooley said the video and being called a thief subjected them to humiliation, emotional distress, and death threats to himself and his family.
Pound Cake, I mean Shawn, stated he received hundreds of pound cakes at work from people.
Cooley stated Afroman claimed he was high, and he vehemently denied ever doing drugs.
I am not mature enough to cover this afroman suit, his pettiness just melts my heart and I simply can’t be objective. In this house afroman is a hero end of story