Josh O'Neill, From Standup

It’s me! Josh O’Neill! From Standup!

[Josh O'Neill, From Standup @JoshOatmeal]

My grandma died surrounded by friends and family.

We chased her down an alley, had her completely surrounded, and just really let her have it.

[Josh O'Neill, From Standup @JoshOatmeal]

Help them

[Nature Unedited @NatureUnedited]

Baby polar bear struggles to get up

[OSCAR @now_thats_oscar]

Conan O'Brien, suddenly getting serious 65 minutes into the Oscars ceremony: last year, Paul Rudd showed me a clip of a little boy in a wheelchair who fell off a cliff and died. he fucking died

[Pukicho @pukicho]

If you voted for Trump, kill yourself. I don't care if you regret your choice. You have the foresight of a gnat.

[Josh O'Neill, From Standup @JoshOatmeal]

“DOOO YOU WANT SOME PIIIIEE?” - @thetoadies on Thanksgiving

[Old Internet @OldInternetFeel]

North Koreans reacting to “Mr. Bean” at the Pyongyang International Film Festival

[๋࣭ ⭑๋࣭ alec✩₊˚࣪ ִֶָ☾.🏒🦈🐧 @hollanovscinema]

we moved on from this perfectly weird ass movie way too fast

[Wrestle Ops @WrestleOps]

WWE has reportedly hired a new "Senior Director of Creative Strategy,” Cyrus Kowsari, focusing on AI based storytelling and integration.

The AI service has suggested Bobby Lashley should return as someone who was “obsessed with Japanese culture and history.”

‘He was introduced to the creative staff by Paul “Triple H” Levesque. Levesque said that Kowsari would lead WWE’s transition to AI based storytelling and integrate AI into creative services like video and graphics. He said that this shift is inevitable when it comes to creative in pro-wrestling.’

‘Kowsari said he would both manage AI storytelling and be a liaison to the White House as Levesque is taking on more duties in politics in some form.’

So far the AI software has come up with what one person with knowledge of the situation called absurdly bad storylines.

(via @WONF4W)

[Sean Fennessey @SeanFennessey]

"Welcome to the world, Bob. Let’s go. Big picture."

[Josh O'Neill, From Standup @JoshOatmeal]

A big cup of noodles
A giant cup of noodles
A big cup of noodles
A giant cup of noodles

[Aileen Ruiz @Aileendruiz]

Every eldest daughter
Was the first lamb to the slaughter
So we all dressed up as wolves and we looked fire

[Josh O'Neill, From Standup @JoshOatmeal]

Tim Daly eating a pizza

[UCFasimétrico 🎬 @UCFasimetrico]

Anna Kendrick

[Josh O'Neill, From Standup @JoshOatmeal]

A guy who hates toilets so he gets a bumper sticker of Calvin peeing into one

[Josh O'Neill, From Standup @JoshOatmeal]

Crazy week for this genre of TV

[FADE @FadeAwayMedia]

The final WWE appearance of Hulk Hogan.

[Josh O'Neill, From Standup @JoshOatmeal]

Every Coldplay album is a concept album and that concept is “Come cheat on your spouse at our show”

[Josh O'Neill, From Standup @JoshOatmeal]

Hunter, you famously never drink all your water

[Triple H @TripleH]

Thank you for having us, @SecKennedy. Always striving to do whatever we can to help make our nation’s youth as healthy as they can be.

[Josh O'Neill, From Standup @JoshOatmeal]

Say what you will about RFK JR, but there’s no denying that his name’s a bunch of letters

[Josh O'Neill, From Standup @JoshOatmeal]

The new pope’s from Newport, KY but he’s gonna tell people he’s from Cincinnati

[Josh O'Neill, From Standup @JoshOatmeal]

The women of my letterboxd top 4